ironhead
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Took this from another site.
I bought a new Dodge 3500 4X4 and returned to the dealer the next day, because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd Say, Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly hit my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed u p by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar. Al Gore tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax, and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
I bought a new Dodge 3500 4X4 and returned to the dealer the next day, because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd Say, Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly hit my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed u p by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar. Al Gore tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax, and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
