Turpentine vs. Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied,
'If you rub turpentine on a cat's A$$, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied,
'If you rub turpentine on a cat's A$$, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'
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