Two fish

[AZbowhntr]

Two fish are swimming down the river when all of a sudden they run into a concrete wall. The one fish looks at the other and says, "DAMN!"

 

[alwayzbhuntin]

Thay reminds me of one like that: What is the first thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His arse!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ..........

 

[kidneystone]

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

 

[DeerKing]

Then the cannibal said to his friend "My wife sure makes a great stew". The other cannibal says, "I bet you are going to miss her".

 

[dutch]

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his butt.:7