>Nascar88,
> Nice try but
>I think you are way
>off. Here is the original
>text:
>
>"we hunt the walla walla very
>hard in extreme area sorry
>to say ihere 400 class
>bulls not 325 is about
>it just read the record
>books its calked blue mountain
>tine g3
>as farse as cats no problem
>we have a few lots
>of bears now we have
>wolves DONT SHOOT poisen works
>very well on hot dogs
>leaves no trace only takes
>care of pests"
>
>Here is the accurate translation:
>
>"I'm extremely sorry. I hunt very
>hard but I still am
>Walla Walla (the Indian word
>for "terrible hunter). I took
>a class but it all
>I learned was to just
>read the record books. I
>took a 400 level class
>at Ogden Community College but
>I couldn't make it through.
>Do not take Bull Hunting
>325 either! I may have
>been sloshed/high (the translation for
>this word is a little
>hazy) the whole time, but
>after the class, I caulked
>my entire bathroom with blue
>caulk. It looked like a
>mountain. It was a total
>farce, but my cats have
>no problem with it. DON'T
>SHOOT POISON! (this is clearly
>a modern way of saying
>don't do drugs, particularly drugs
>taken intravenously, i.e. "shooting up")
>Drugs are like a bear
>or wolf at your door,
>ready to devour you! A
>great alternative to drugs that
>works very well is a
>hot dog wrapped in a
>leaf. This works for me
>every time, takes care of
>my pests" ("pests" is a
>clear reference to his [or
>possibly her???] drug and/or alcohol
>addiction)
>
>So this is clearly a cry
>for help, and a dire
>warning to the rest of
>us about the dangers of
>drug use. His words ring
>so true "like a bear
>or a wolf at your
>door, ready to devour you!"
>I couldn't have said it
>better myself! Almost brings tears
>to my eyes. So, take
>his/her advice, DON'T SHOOT POISON!(Don't
>do drugs) Or you may
>end up like Watershed.
>
>Tune in to the show next
>week where we will explore
>the hidden meaning in the
>alias "watershed".
>
>Only 221 days 'til bow season.
>
I think that this is the funniest thing I've ever read on this site! Good job.