> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
> a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
> of Nike running
> shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a
> representative of
> the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can
have
> me."
>
> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
> huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
> After they
> are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this
> company
> does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same
> thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> find he
> has lost 10 lb. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> beautiful,
> sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok
running
> shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can
> have me"
> He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape
> and it
> takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp
> and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much
> to his
> delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost
> another 20
> lbs. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
> pound program. "Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone.
> "This is
> our most rigorous program."
>
> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next
> day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard
> Simmons
> standing there wearing noth ing but pink running shoes and a sign around
> his
> neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!"
>
> --
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
> a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
> of Nike running
> shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a
> representative of
> the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can
have
> me."
>
> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
> huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
> After they
> are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this
> company
> does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same
> thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> find he
> has lost 10 lb. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> beautiful,
> sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok
running
> shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can
> have me"
> He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape
> and it
> takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp
> and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much
> to his
> delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost
> another 20
> lbs. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
> pound program. "Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone.
> "This is
> our most rigorous program."
>
> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next
> day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard
> Simmons
> standing there wearing noth ing but pink running shoes and a sign around
> his
> neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!"
>
> --
