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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
>> > a job!!"
>> >
>> > The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We
>> > just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>> > chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
>> > drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
>> > Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
>> > to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
>> > two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
>> > is $200,000 a year."
>> >
>> > The guy says, "You're bull-shi$$in' me!"
>> >
>> > The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
>> > a job!!"
>> >
>> > The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We
>> > just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>> > chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
>> > drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
>> > Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
>> > to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
>> > two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
>> > is $200,000 a year."
>> >
>> > The guy says, "You're bull-shi$$in' me!"
>> >
>> > The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
