Well, I didn't want to toot my own horn... Plus it seemed to me like that was the easiest question ever posted on this site.
Am I the only one who expected everyone to respond, "Well, HoundDawg kills the biggest lions of course." ??
I kill the biggest lions, assuming CB let's me in to hunt his private game preserve. ;-)
However, when left to the spoils of public ground I usually end up trying to catch the juvenile females with milk on their lips and spots on their backs, usually reserved for Lemon and Swenson's high dollar clients.
The real question isn't whether or not I shoot the biggest lions or anyone else....
The real question is can you afford me? ;-) It's like I told my neighbor when he asked me to take him lion hunting...
I do kill lions for free, for two people:
1. The woman that sleeps next to me every night and...
2. The man listed on my birth certificate under "Father", or should I say "men"...
Anyone that doesn't fall under one of those two categories better bring their checkbook to the tree. ;-)
(Or 10'rs credit card!!)
-Mangy Sorryass Dawg