canyonwell
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>Why do men usually die first?
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>This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.......... researchers have just figured it out...............
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>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race........you're a male chauvinist
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>If you stay home and do the housework..........you're a pansy.
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>If you work too hard...........there's never any time for her.
> If you don't work enough..........you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay........this is exploitation.
>If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.........you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
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>If you get a promotion ahead of her..........that is favoritism.
>If she gets a job ahead of you................its equal opportunity.
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>If you mention how nice she looks............it's sexual harassment.
>If you keep quiet.............it's male indifference.
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>If you cry............you're a wimp.
>If you don't.........you're an insensitive bastard.
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>If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
>If she makes a decision without consulting you..........she's a liberated woman.
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>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.
>If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
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>If you appreciate the female form & frilly underwear..........you're a pervert.
>If you don't.................you're gay.
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>If you like a woman to shave her legs & keep in shape..........you're sexist.
>If you don't....................you're unromantic.
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>If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
>If you don't.................you're a slob.
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>If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
>If you don't.................you're not thoughtful.
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>If you're proud of your achievements............you're full of yourself.
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>If you don't...............you're not ambitious.
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>If she has a headache................she's tired.
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>If you have a headache............you don't love her anymore.
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>If you want it too often..............you're oversexed.
>If you don't............................there must be someone else.
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>Why do men die first?
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>Men die first because they want to!!!!
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>This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.......... researchers have just figured it out...............
>
>
>
>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race........you're a male chauvinist
>
>If you stay home and do the housework..........you're a pansy.
>
>If you work too hard...........there's never any time for her.
> If you don't work enough..........you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay........this is exploitation.
>If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.........you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
>
>If you get a promotion ahead of her..........that is favoritism.
>If she gets a job ahead of you................its equal opportunity.
>
>If you mention how nice she looks............it's sexual harassment.
>If you keep quiet.............it's male indifference.
>
>If you cry............you're a wimp.
>If you don't.........you're an insensitive bastard.
>
>If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
>If she makes a decision without consulting you..........she's a liberated woman.
>
>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.
>If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
>
>If you appreciate the female form & frilly underwear..........you're a pervert.
>If you don't.................you're gay.
>
>If you like a woman to shave her legs & keep in shape..........you're sexist.
>If you don't....................you're unromantic.
>
>If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
>If you don't.................you're a slob.
>
>If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
>If you don't.................you're not thoughtful.
>
>If you're proud of your achievements............you're full of yourself.
>
>If you don't...............you're not ambitious.
>
>If she has a headache................she's tired.
>
>If you have a headache............you don't love her anymore.
>
>If you want it too often..............you're oversexed.
>If you don't............................there must be someone else.
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>Why do men die first?
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>Men die first because they want to!!!!
he he well some are just common sense but most of them are made up from the feminist nazis movement. I feel that these women need a good beating to keep them in line:7. These poor men, maybe they aren't really dead, but in hiding:7 ha ha
