> >
> > Dear Tech Support:
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
>that
> > the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> > space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
>into
> > all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
> > 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
>selected.
> >
> > I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
>my
> > favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
> > but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
> >
> > Thanks,
> > A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) >>>
> >
> >
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > REPLY:
> > Dear Troubled User:
> >
> > This is a very common problem that men complain about.
> >
> > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
> > just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
> > SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
> > impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
> > impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
> > installed.
> >
> > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
> > allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
> > Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
> > situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
> > alleviate software augmentation.
> >
> > The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
> > will return to normal anyway.
> > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
> > Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
>3.0,
> > Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
> >
> > However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> > cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
>the
> > only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
>additional
> > software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
> >
> >
> > WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> > Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> > irreversible damage to the operating system.
> >
> > Best of luck,
> > Tech Support
> >
>
Kami D. Deputy
MSCE Candidate, Geotechnical Engineering
Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University
> > Dear Tech Support:
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
>that
> > the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> > space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
>into
> > all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
> > 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
>selected.
> >
> > I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
>my
> > favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
> > but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
> >
> > Thanks,
> > A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) >>>
> >
> >
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > REPLY:
> > Dear Troubled User:
> >
> > This is a very common problem that men complain about.
> >
> > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
> > just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
> > SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
> > impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
> > impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
> > installed.
> >
> > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
> > allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
> > Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
> > situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
> > alleviate software augmentation.
> >
> > The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
> > will return to normal anyway.
> > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
> > Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
>3.0,
> > Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
> >
> > However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> > cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
>the
> > only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
>additional
> > software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
> >
> >
> > WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> > Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> > irreversible damage to the operating system.
> >
> > Best of luck,
> > Tech Support
> >
>
Kami D. Deputy
MSCE Candidate, Geotechnical Engineering
Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University
