Wife has STD's

Wiszard · Dec 18, 2014

It's the damndest thing...my wife came down with bacterial vagitosis, pubic lice and a screaming case of anal warts. They are very contagious and, frankly, not very appealing to look at right now. Should be cleared up by Tuesday.

Steve

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.

NVBighorn · Dec 18, 2014

Was Bess already there?

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zekers · Dec 18, 2014

But the real question is would you hit it?

fireball77 · Dec 18, 2014

Just when you think you guys can't drop any lower,you do something like this and prove me wrong !!!!

I pity that women in your life they must be really respected .

It is far sexier to respect and love a woman, than to degrade and defile one ....JUST SAYIN!!!

Wiszard · Dec 18, 2014

You'd pity her more if I wasn't saying what I am. You have no idea what I'm saving her from.

Steve

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.

elkassassin · Dec 18, 2014

Hey Wisz!

You can BullSshhitt 95% of the MM'ers 99% of the time!

But you can't BullSshitt the Ole cat not even one Damn time!

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zekers · Dec 18, 2014

>You'd pity her more if I
>wasn't saying what I am.
>You have no idea what
>I'm saving her from.

>
>
>Steve
>
>Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good
>health for granted because it
>can be gone in a
>heartbeat. Please go back and
>read the last line. This
>time really understand what it
>says.

She lose a bet?

elkassassin · Dec 18, 2014

I'm a Thinkin if Ms Wisz ever starts Readin Our BS there'll be more than one Ass Whoopin Handed out!

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RELH · Dec 18, 2014

Wisz, no way in hell can you be married. If by chance you are, when your wife reads what you printed, we will be attending your funeral. Probably not after all, she will just bury your carcass out in the backyard and not tell anyone.

RELH

ZIGGER · Dec 18, 2014

uh oh......

I liked it big...fondler doesn't

elkassassin · Dec 18, 2014

S = Steve!

T = Transmitted!

D = Disease!

LMAO!!!

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fireball77 · Dec 19, 2014

Maybe I should teach your wife how to keep you in line

eelgrass · Dec 19, 2014

>
>Maybe I should teach your wife
>how to keep you in
>line

Speaking of which.....can 1911 come out and play? Please?

Eel

It's written in the good Book that we'll never be asked to take more than we can. Sounds like a good plan, so bring it on!

fireball77 · Dec 19, 2014

>>
>>Maybe I should teach your wife
>>how to keep you in
>>line

>
>Speaking of which.....can 1911 come out
>and play? Please?
>
>Eel
>
>
>It's written in the good Book
>that we'll never be asked
>to take more than we
>can. Sounds like a good
>plan, so bring it on!
>
>
>

Yes ...for a minute ...but I'm watching you two !!!

PleaseDear · Dec 19, 2014

And I wondered why I missed ya --77!!

+2 Girl....

STEVE!! what the hell ya thinking man????

Robb

fireball77 · Dec 19, 2014

AWwWWW..shucks thanks Please dear I'm glad someone missed me

elkassassin · Dec 20, 2014

JUDAS!

F'N!

PRIEST!

Now I've got the same Symptoms!

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Feleno · Dec 20, 2014

LAST EDITED ON Dec-20-14 AT 08:13AM (MST)[p]Really nothing says "Love" this time of year better than a nice bouquet. Good for you.

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grosventrehunter · Dec 20, 2014

Sounds like my kind of girl! Next time I'm in cali do you mind if I swing by for a look? To me a girl with all those std's means one thing....experience.

RockyDog · Dec 23, 2014

i dont get the humor in this thread? Is this supposed to be funny or something?

zekers · Dec 23, 2014

>i dont get the humor in
>this thread? Is this supposed
>to be funny or something?
>

Not if you're the one applying ointment to those warts!

Wiszard · Dec 23, 2014

LAST EDITED ON Dec-23-14 AT 03:51PM (MST)[p]We're all good....not a cat hair in sight!

I'm a little surprised BESS....gas prices go down and you don't come by to say "Hi"? Hmmmmmm

Steve

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.