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Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard to find a man who are caring, kind, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase
cars they have no intention of driving
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door
How can you tell if your husband's dead?
Sex is the same but he doesn't smell of beer anymore.
Why do men get married??
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more
What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
Five - one to actually do the screwing, and four to
listen to him brag about it
Why do blonde women have bruises around their navels?
Blonde men aren't that clever either.
45 minutes
Why is it so hard to find a man who are caring, kind, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase
cars they have no intention of driving
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door
How can you tell if your husband's dead?
Sex is the same but he doesn't smell of beer anymore.
Why do men get married??
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more
What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
Five - one to actually do the screwing, and four to
listen to him brag about it
Why do blonde women have bruises around their navels?
Blonde men aren't that clever either.
. Good ones.
