XXXThree 5th gradersXXX

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Three 5th graders, an Irish boy, Italian boy and a Redneck boy are in
the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a
new game.

"Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay?" They all
agree.

The Irish boy pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

"That's nothing," says the Italian boy. He whips his out. His is a
couple of inches longer.

Not to be out done, the Redneck boy whips his out. It is by far the
biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Red neck boy's mother asks him
what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud
from a new book...and during recess, my friends and I played 'The
weenie game'."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had
the biggest! The other boys say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is
that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one."
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