at the risk of getting nuked i present the
CANDY BAR STORY
One day Mr. HERSHEY ran out of chocolate so he called his girlfried ALMOND JOY. He took her behind the POWERHOUSE on 5TH AVENUE. He felt her MOUNDS and said ?NO JELLY, them are WHOPPERS? then began to SNICKER. He stuck his GOODBAR up her MILKY WAY and gave her a BIT O HONEY. She said ?OH HENRY, that was a BIG HUNK? she hadn't had that much fun since she was with the 3 MUSKATEERS and REGGIE. 9 months later the result was a BABY RUTH.