Stinky's elk hunt

[Cookie2]

I've been reading a few post's lately and there are a few on here who are more than a bit misinformed.
Let me clear up a few things for those of you who seem to be talking a little bit of garbage.
I have hunted with stinky a LOT. His hunt is going to go as follows:
His "guides" will have scouted out the unit thoroughly and figured out the best starting place. Stinky will hit the ground running and by ten o'clock on opening day NOBODY will have a clue where that boy went!! The guides will be in the prone position gasping for air because they "tried" to keep up with him. He won't have a clue where he is but he will be found on day two with a 386-390 bull quartered, caped, and ready to pack out. The only reason it isn't packed out is because he had a brief moment of common sense and decided to figure out which way to go!
The bull won't go 400 but it will be a gorgeous specimen of the wapiti. As close to perfection as anyone could hope to find. Stinky absolutely LOVES elk and gets excited about ANY bull and without his guides present he will drop the hammer on that Lapua because that elk is HUGE!!!
Also. The elk will be shot from the unbelievable range of 73 yards. He has the capability of taking it from 1200 but it won't work out that way.
I hope I get to tag along on this hunt with him but not too sure I'm gonna make it but you can bet I will be right there with the guides huffing and puffing listening for a shot because I can't keep up either!
I know some of you are just giving him a hard time but there are some of you who really should give it a rest because you really have NO IDEA who you are talking about!

 

[QTPIE]

Could not have said it better myself. Well actually i probably could have, but they guys on here who have actually seen me would not be suprised by the fact that i cant keep up....For those of you who havent seen me, im vertically challanged. As far as size of the stinky he kills im clueless. I do know if there is a big bull on the dutton anywhere he WILL find it, and at that point it is as good as dead. IMO there is nobody out there who can out hunt or out shoot this guy. I have no doubt about that.











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[bobcatbess]

CUTEY PIE HUH???

WELL TELL US THIS???

ARE YOU EVEN "MORE" VERTICALLY CHALLENGED THAN BEFORE???

OR DID HE JUST DECIDE TO LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE???

I'M LOOKIN FOR A PICTURE & I'LL POST IT IN A MINUTE!!!



"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!

REMEMBER!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!

 

[Cookie2]

You're right QT. I did forget to mention that he will shoot the eye out if that's what he chooses to do....running! Never seen anything like his ability to hit running coyotes!!!

 

[PleaseDear]

Who gives a F..............................K

It is a rifle hunt in the Rut.....Utard--'One Tag Wonders' at the very best.....

Pick one---shoot....BFD....


Even his 'Guide' has chastized past 'Rifle' hunters...on the Dutton....move the rifle hunts out of the Rut......

Not like he drew the tag......Mommie can I have $15k.......It is for 'Wildlife Habitat' over there in Utah......no, most of them Utards only have ONE wife.....

Sad that there is NO equal LO, or guide tags available in New Mexico....ya know...support his home state type deal.....

But then again----be safe, enjoy and get ya a Great Bull........

Robb

 

[QTPIE]

LAST EDITED ON May-02-09 AT 02:52PM (MST)[p]ok, Bessy! no pics please. Im best left to the imagination. Ok Cookie, now we gotta quit bragging on him, cuz we also forgot to mention he has a big head. With every post we make im sure it is getting bigger. Wouldnt want it to explode, cuz thats A LOT of brain going everywhere. Behave BESSY! i may be vertically challanged, but i can still kick your leathery old butt! Just ask SS.





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[QTPIE]

LAST EDITED ON May-02-09 AT 02:54PM (MST)[p]Scratch my last comment bessy. I have a new target.






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[stinkystomper]

LAST EDITED ON May-02-09 AT 03:13PM (MST)[p]pleasedear again? didn't we already go round n round awhile back? I'll pray for u cuz u seem very unhappy n not very satisfied with life. maybe ur just havin a bad day? theres always tomorrow! tomorrow try running ur cheerios through a filter or rolling to the other side of the bed b4 u get up! rofl! I'm sorry I got a tag, and am gonna smash a giant bull, and am happy. and yes I do buy tags in nm every year, and africa, and texas, and.... OH! I better shut up, ur gonna get even more un happy! rofdl! I love life!





He who stomps the greatest stinky wins!

 

[slamdunk]

Points to ponder-

Since i have met Sir Stinky, i have had the honors of sharing one mule deer excursion thus far with him.

I believe it was on day TWO of our hunt when he sent me in a likely looking area to bird dog out a buck.
Upon entering a patch of scrub oak I heard a little commotion so i instantly went on point like a Prime German Short hair.
All of the sudden, UP jumped a deer and was making his way up and away from me thinking he was making a sweet escape.
I was able to catch a quick glimpse of his head gear and saw the buck had a decent frame, but it wasn't clear enough to make a judgement call.
Just as the buck was about to disappear over the horizon, and to my total dismay, he instantly folded like a cheap suitcase, then i heard the roar of the Lapua.
I thought for a few seconds maybe it tipped over from a heart attack, cuz it was on a dead run and Stinky was clear across the ravine at least 500 yards away, "did he really just pull off that shot?"
Then i thought, "oh sh!t, i hope that buck is a good one cuz we're done already and i know it's not 200 inches".

Moral of my story-
Tony talks a lot of smack on the forums, he enjoys the bickering and likes seeing people get all riled up, it's simply his sick, twisted and warped way of saying "I like that dude, he fights back". Lol

It's kinda like the first time i met Bessy, these two guys are NOTHING like they post and are two of the finest people i know!

As for the deer story-
Tony can get excited and i'm glad he does because i have guided a few boring hunters in my career and it's no fun for me and makes for a very long week.
But when Tony see's something he likes, in an lightning strike instant he will make his decision, as was the case on the deer.
He didn't need his guide to tell him to shoot, he knew he wanted that buck even knowing we still had at least 3 more days to hunt and he had never even seen this area before nor had any real idea what it could potentially give up.

I suspect our Dutton elk hunt will be very similar to this, even if he denies it now.
Cookie nailed it on the head, Tony has a one track mind and WILL do what he wants too, he's NOT a team player but i will be right in his tracks the entire time even if i'm shaking my head "no", because i have faith in him and this is HIS hunt.
If he pops a primer on a 380" bull after all this 400" talk, i will already know that he loves that animal and will be tickled with it with ZERO regrets at the moment he squeezes that trigger.

One thing is for certain, i KNOW we are going to be "successful", but i am measuring that on my own personal scale because i have been here before.

As for him leaving us in the dust??
I have had Tony on a supplement and weight training regemine ever since i met him back in November of last year.
His heart, lungs and Danners are the same size, but he's put on 50 pounds of boat anchor weight.......i did this for a reason.

Pro, you can thank me for that later ;-)

 

[QTPIE]

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LMAO!!!!!! Slammy


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[stinkystomper]

ROFDL slammy! ur a sorry sob! yeah, ur supplements n workout work, but I ignored ur squatting advice. I did those deep squats n my arse is the size of a locomotive lol. I can scale a mountain like no other but this added weight does make me huff! u no what's funny slammy? ur diet worked so well I just got free lunch. my credit card wouldn't work. The guy could see I was a little irritated n told me to just take it cuz the last thing he wanted was me mad at him!
rofl! seriously though, thanks for all the help and advice over the last 8 months! Friends like u don't come along every day! I look forward to our elk hunt.




He who stomps the greatest stinky wins!

 

[slamdunk]

ROFLMAO!!
Hell, if i was working the drive up window at McDonalds and saw you were a little "ruffled" about something, i'd rip off that goofy looking uniform as fast as i could and run out the door.
Problem is, i'd be easy to track by the wet urine trail i was leaving behind!

 

[PleaseDear]

'Internet Wanna Be Hunters'......gotta love 'em.


Here is a Clue for ya Stinky.........Those My wife - n- boobs--Hot Tub-- photo's ya posted on the 'Campfire Thread'.....well 'she' went the E-mail rounds like 2 years ago with 7-8 Hot Tub Photo's.....

Nice try Wanna Be......

She is/was no Heather Brooks.com then and I truely doubt she is a Heather Brooks.com now......nice day-dream for you though...

Have ya had any luck getting your favorite Sock pregnant yet?

Keep strocking Stinky......

Robb

 

[QTPIE]

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Hey A$$ hole, i dont recall SS insulting your wife, so i would appreciate it if you would leave me out of your attempted slaps at him. And yes your absolutly right. Im no Heather Brooks, nor do i want to be(least with people watching)!!! Im a h3ll of alot better looking as are my "lungs". Such a hater you are, first over the tag, and now that his wife is hotter than any chick you have ever dreamed about. I feel sorry for you little guy_ and that fact that you know who heather brooks is, speaks volumes. I had to google her. I guess we know who has been practicing with the sock! I would hate to be you now!!!!

 

[bobcatbess]

DAMN!!!

THOUGHT I WAS BEHAVIN!!!

I DIDN'T EVEN POST A PIC!!!

THEN I GET A COMPLIMENT LIKE:::

" Behave BESSY! i may be vertically challanged, but i can still kick your leathery old butt! Just ask SS. "

YA IF YOU CAN KICK stinkys BUTT I'M PERTY SURE YOU COULD KICK MY leathery old butt!!!

"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!

REMEMBER!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!

 

[QTPIE]

AW>>> i was just joking with you bessy. I cant kick his butt. Hes just like a big great dane that rolls over for the chihuahua to chew on so it can feel like a BIG dog. He could swat me like a fly at any moment if he wanted to. And i just pick on you cuz i have met you and thought that you were very nice and funny. Im glad i got to meet you, and hope we get to see you again sometime. [font size="22"]



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[bobcatbess]

WELL CUTEY PIE!!!

I AIN'T NO SPRING CHICKEN!!!

GOTTA ALOT OF MILEAGE ON THE OLE BEAT UP BODY OVER THE YEARS!!!

NOT NEAR AS TOUGH AS I ONCE WAS!!!

IT'S HELL TO BE GETTING THAT AGE PILED & STACKED UPON ME!!!

OH WELL!!!

WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOME DAY,JUST SOME OF US GETTING THERE SOONER THAN OTHERS!!!

I STILL BET YOU COULD KICK stinkys BUTT IF YOU DECIDED TOO!!!

"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!

REMEMBER!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!

 

[stinkystomper]

Thank you. that's the biggest comment my wife has ever got. I keep telling her she looks like a model. Hy bessy, u saw her at the expo. was I pullin his leg or was that terra. I would post another pic but I kinda got in hot water over that one. BTW: tha pic was taken at the day spa in sun city south africa about 2 yrs ago. she looks even bette now. Like I said. life's been good to me hw bout u? just let me know if u ant me to post some fake bad news abou me if u think that will make u feel better. I'll make sure I pm u a pic of my bull when I ge him. im sure hat smile o my face will brighten ur day. now bessy, please se himstraight on my wifes pic.




He who stomps the greatest stinky wins!

 

[GSH]

Faster than a bullet, stronger than a locomotive, can kill any bull anywhere at 1200 yards on the dead run, while running himself! It's super-stinky! Watch out God, I think he could get you next if he wants.

 

[QTPIE]

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Sorry PD

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I just re-read you post for the 15th time. And i think you are trying to say that the picture SS posted was heather brooks, not me. Thanks for the compliment i guess, even though im WAY better looking then that hooker. Sorry for calling you an a-hole. That is really me. IF you want the original pick, i will send it to you. Im in a hot tub with my siter in law. The more you spew trying to make us mad, the better you make us feel... By all means, keep spewing!!! lol and now im done talking to you.

 

[REDDOG]

stinky = Chuck Norris? I bet he can piss his name in concrete and blow bubbles with beef jerkey!!

 

[stinkystomper]

PD. I thought u meant heather mills the super model. I just googled heather brooks..... that chicks ugly n sure as heck aint my wife. shes also a porn star. u know c list porn stars by name??? u scare me. u also need help!


alright everyone else please disregard cookie slammy and qtpie. im no chuck norris. and I've missd my share of coyotes under 150 yds. as for pissin my name in concrete..... rofdl! that's a good one I'll have to remember that one. thanks for the laughs. I aint cried from laughing in a long time.




He who stomps the greatest stinky wins!

 

[REDDOG]

I am just having fun too, i aint all uptite like most on these bords. but think Cookie may be in a tie with Feleno for who has the biggest man crush!!

 

[stinkystomper]

reddog ur a smart man.me n cookie went wading in some dirt cow tanks last year to sane for water dogs for catfish bait n ud never guess what happened. I took my shirt off to wade into the cow pond and cookie looked at me n said damn! then he walked over to me n started feelin my pecs. then the next day he tried to get me to let his wife feel my chest! I haven't been the same around him since.





He who stomps the greatest stinky wins!

 

[PleaseDear]

QTPIE/Stinky....no harm--- no foul....never hurts to Google....

Robb

 

[D13er]

......and while he's wearing down guides, I'll be at his house measuring for recaps.......


great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB

 

[ktc]

I dont mind stinky's attitude. I think he is having fun with this and is kind of excited to get after it. It sounds like he will have fun regardless of the outcome.

 

[Cookie2]

Dude! That was OUR secret!!!!!!! I only wanted to touch those big ole man boobs... Those were the biggest boobs I'd ever SEEN. Now you had to go and tell the world, That's it from now on I only post your misses. No more witness to the impossible from me even if I saw it.....I saw NOTHING!!!!!!

 

[stinkystomper]

I have fun with everyone. how can u possibly take words on a screen serious. Really? rofl!

Hey cookie, I'm sorry dude! I shouldn't have thrown u outa the closet like that. To make up I'll show u my man boobs again. They've put on several more inches since u saw them a year ago! lol!





He who stomps the greatest stinky wins!

 

[PleaseDear]

Oh my head hurts this morning......ha

This whole thread is like we are at stinky's house having a big BBQ and cocktails and talking some smack and laughing it up...


I better say 2 extra Hail Mary's and 1 extra Our Father at mass this morning....to repent for the heatherbrooks.com representation--- you perverts!

Robb

 

[completesportsman]

Stinkys Dutton hunt is gonna be just as big a story as last years spider bull saga!

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"You can recover from a tough hunt, you can't recover from quitting" - Cameron R. Hanes

 

[bullmania]

Stinky
There is a lot of jealousy in this world we all have to deal with it everyday of our lives.

I agree on the guides i like you hired the best i could find for a once in a lifetime hunt .

I have met Slam and also had the opportunity to speak with Pro and you made the right decision as they love elk hunting and know there stuff.

We all dream of a 400 inch plus bull or a 200 inch deer if everyone killed one it wouldnt be the same.

Utah offers a chance at such animals because of its great genetics.

Will such an opportunity exist forever ??? Only the good lord knows that answer.

In 2009 there will be some of those 400 plus bulls we dream of killed ,will you or i be one of those lucky hunters i sure hope so. I know this for sure we will both have a chance on the Dutton and Beaver units in Utah because there are 400 inch bulls on both units.

A much better chance than i have ever had before in my life.


Its the Opportunity i dream about for us all to harvest the trophy of a lifetime whatever size of animal,it
may be.

Hunting is about LOCATION NUMBER 1.

Those fellow hunters on this site should be excited for you not jealous of you.

Good Luck my friend , you will do quite well as your dreams are about to come true just like mine to have the "opportunity" of a lifetime.

Bullmania

 

[stinkystomper]

KTC, you nailed me right on the head. I'm way excited and just having fun with everyone.

Bullmania, I'm glad you understand my position. It's appearing that this may be my last big hunt for a while. Who knows, maybe the economy will turn around quick, but if it doesn't this is probably going to be my dream hunt. I'm more excited than anyone could know and don't mind it if someone is jealous. I can relate as we all can. However, I will keep posting on the internet because I need something to do with all these sleepless nights. I look forward to meeting you in Utah this fall. Don't forget to send me your info before you leave this fall so we can meet up.





He who stomps the greatest stinky wins!

 

[bullmania]

Stinky
I look forward to meeting you and seeing your MONSTER BULL.


Bullmania