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HoundDawg
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I was sworn to secrecy a couple years back and promised to never tell this story, but 'ol KeepemTreed has pushed me into it.
A few years back we was setup in bear camp down in New Mex and we was burrowed in for an extended stay. Me, Ed 'n Kevin and the boys would hunt hard until early afternoon and then settle in to help the economy in Tennesse, at least the sour mash wiskey economy.
KeepemTreed, being young and virile (Me 'n Ed passed that point 10 years ago) one day posed a question, "Say boys, ain't any of you missin' a woman? What do you boys do when you get lonely?"
Ed wiped the chaw off his chin and said, "There's always 'ol Betsy over there." And pointed to our old black molly mule.
KeepemTreed took a long hard look at 'ol Betsy and settled back into his game of Uno he was playing with BearTree. (Maybe it was Go Fish, I forget)
We continued to hunt hard and keep the elk limber. Five days later KeepemTreed again posed the question, and this time BearTree seconded him, "Hell boys, ain't any of you missin' a good woman? What do y'all do when you get lonely?"
Ed finished his horn off the hip flask, covered one nostil and launched a snot rocket and said, "Dammit boys, I told ya there's always 'ol Betsy over there."
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and got up from the campfire and headed over to 'ol Betsy. They took care of business with the reluctant mule and after awhile wandered back to the fire.
We all sat silently for a moment, pondering the recent events and finally Kevin broke the awkward silence, "Hell boys, I think y'all misunderstood. When Ed 'n HoundDawg get lonely, they generally just ride 'ol Betsy into town."
-Dawg
A few years back we was setup in bear camp down in New Mex and we was burrowed in for an extended stay. Me, Ed 'n Kevin and the boys would hunt hard until early afternoon and then settle in to help the economy in Tennesse, at least the sour mash wiskey economy.
KeepemTreed, being young and virile (Me 'n Ed passed that point 10 years ago) one day posed a question, "Say boys, ain't any of you missin' a woman? What do you boys do when you get lonely?"
Ed wiped the chaw off his chin and said, "There's always 'ol Betsy over there." And pointed to our old black molly mule.
KeepemTreed took a long hard look at 'ol Betsy and settled back into his game of Uno he was playing with BearTree. (Maybe it was Go Fish, I forget)
We continued to hunt hard and keep the elk limber. Five days later KeepemTreed again posed the question, and this time BearTree seconded him, "Hell boys, ain't any of you missin' a good woman? What do y'all do when you get lonely?"
Ed finished his horn off the hip flask, covered one nostil and launched a snot rocket and said, "Dammit boys, I told ya there's always 'ol Betsy over there."
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and got up from the campfire and headed over to 'ol Betsy. They took care of business with the reluctant mule and after awhile wandered back to the fire.
We all sat silently for a moment, pondering the recent events and finally Kevin broke the awkward silence, "Hell boys, I think y'all misunderstood. When Ed 'n HoundDawg get lonely, they generally just ride 'ol Betsy into town."
-Dawg