Buckspy apparently you where not aware that during the rigorous moderator training course, they must pass the mandatory sensitivity exam, a grueling test of possible offensive real & or imagined phrases that can lead fellow MM members to sevier uncontrollable sobbing & spazmatic paranoid whimpering episodes.
(FYI)
As to the absent posts I recall mention of Coues being well suited for nightstand pedestal displays & life sized photos for posts, pretty funny indeed.