chuck norris' ##### has a toenail.
the reason cloning was stopped was because the world was afraid they would not be able to contain two of chuck norris.
behind chuck norris' beard is another fist, so if you were to hit him he would actually be hitting you.
some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
death once had a near chuck norris experience.
chuck norris doesnt read, he stares at the book til it gives him the info he wants.
grizzly bears move backwards slowly when they see chuck norris in the wild.