>ya, so I called again today
>and talked to a very
>nice lady named Vera Katz,
>just a sweetheart, we are
>going camping next weekend and
>she said she could possibly
>rig the draw for me...you
>just gotta smooze em, that
>is all it takes I
>guess. So, I am
>looking forward to my sheep,
>antelope, deer, and elk tags
>this year, should be a
>great year! Vera is
>especially fond of rocky mountain
>oysters made with elk nuts
>marinated in virgin olive oil,
>fresh garlic, and elk semen
>and after promising her the
>above, she was like putty
>in my hands....I better quit
>my job this fall because
>all I am going to
>do is hunt!
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You are awesome man, rolling laughing here!
But be careful dude.. Vera took me camping last weekend. Long story short, I no longer have any nuts. Seems she has been looking for some elk sized ones to complete her FTM transformation. Said she has always been attracted to elknuts and just loves the feel.
Well she was really pissed when she found out I don't have elk sized knads! She even swore some guy named kitzhaber had much larger ones...but I really doubt that shiot!
Anyway, I thought I was off the hook but no, she had other plans. She had the suits hold me down and they did the deed. She said some guy named DZ likes them ground up in his frapichinos. It hurt like hell man, but I did get my tags out the deal. Don't feel much like hunting at the moment though.