Job Opportunity!

[ReinerDude]

I thought the right candidate might be from here on this site!

MSN

 

[SS!]

@nfh @DoubleDropMuley you two should apply! Could buy a lot of underwear on that salary!

 

[DoubleDropMuley]

I would make conflict so I could slit there throats with a havalon over a pile of doughnuts ??? @SS! Then I’ll come visit you so the Alaskans can make me some bear skin whitey tightys

 

[nfh]

It says must deal with Biting insects. Well they didnt mention flippin spiders.

 

[DoubleDropMuley]

??

 

[HikeHunt61]

Conflicted grizzly bears? Hmm, I can see that.

Grizzly Bear: "Should I kill and eat this hunter? Is that really ethical of me? Maybe I could just take a leg... No, then he'd probably just bleed to death and that would be wasteful. And then there's the chance that if I let him live to hunt again, he might kill another elk for me. Those elk are fast and tough to kill. I'm just sooooo conflicted!"

Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager: "There, there Mr Grizzly. If it helps at all, just know there are plenty more hunters where that one came from!"

 

[eelgrass]

$103,000 seems a little light for being professional bear bait.

 

[Tristate]

Would I have to manage it with drugs and ropes or a .458 Lott?

 

[Bluehair]

Some of the knuckleheads here could argue one to death for sure.

 

[Blank]

Where's the conflict???

 

[2lumpy]

I thought the right candidate might be from here on this site!

MSN

Well……… that worked out well for you, didn’t it.

 

[JPickett]

Im sure this job would end up having nothing to with actual interaction with bears and turn quickly into being an in person punching bag for special interest groups on both sides of the bear issue.

 

[whiteantlertip]

You must use this during job duties

 

[ReinerDude]

Well……… that worked out well for you, didn’t it.

Sitting in on the interviews with these fellas would be a hoot! ??

 

[2lumpy]

That’s an extreme polite understatement.

 

[slamdunk]

Sounds like another Timothy Treadwell story in the making....

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

I would pay my blind neighbor 10k to tag along. That would maybe give me a fighting chance to collect the 93k later on.

 

[OutdoorWriter]

The IQ of the applicants might not be too high...

Interviewer: What did you like about your last job?

Applicant: Sometimes people had birthdays & we got free cake.

 

[ClearCreek]

Sitting in on the interviews with these fellas would be a hoot! ??

Listening to the stories and encounters from actual grizzly bear conflict biologists is very entertaining.

ClearCreek