Geez eel, you been out in the sun too long!!! Not even the NFL is "that" bad?
I think I'll send you my metaphorical "man, I'm bored out of my fricking mind, Hat".
If it's that bad, have Homer drive by and pick you up, then drive over here for a few days, I'll take you out to see a few fork horns, on the winter range and we'll eat some moose salami. Could save your life!
You're a mess buddy!!
DC