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Hope you don't mind this story, and you may have heard it before.
"A Utah farmer died, and because of some trangressions in earthly life, had to spend time in ol'Scratch's domain.He was ushered into a room where, because of the heat people were really suffering the effects of the heat and humidity...but not the farmer, it was no different than so many days he had spent laboring in the fields to plant his crops, there he sat with a sweatty brow and a big smile on his face. Satan couldn't stand to see this, so he cranked up the dials on the heat and humidity. Those around the farmer began to faint, get sick, and show other signs of extreme stress. The farmer smiled through all, even though he was weakened by the effects, conditions were not much different than the many seasons spent harvesting his crops in his fields.Satan thought of a different plan, one with such an extreme reversal of the heat and humidity would cause all to suffer unbearably. Instead of heat, Satan turned down the thermostats of his domain, but kept the humidity...whereby all the people began to stiffen shake, and become delerious from the extreme cold...all but the farmer...he was rushing around wildly, with probably his biggest smile ever, thrusting both arms wildly in the air, and exclaiming"YES!YES! The Jazz have done it!"
"A Utah farmer died, and because of some trangressions in earthly life, had to spend time in ol'Scratch's domain.He was ushered into a room where, because of the heat people were really suffering the effects of the heat and humidity...but not the farmer, it was no different than so many days he had spent laboring in the fields to plant his crops, there he sat with a sweatty brow and a big smile on his face. Satan couldn't stand to see this, so he cranked up the dials on the heat and humidity. Those around the farmer began to faint, get sick, and show other signs of extreme stress. The farmer smiled through all, even though he was weakened by the effects, conditions were not much different than the many seasons spent harvesting his crops in his fields.Satan thought of a different plan, one with such an extreme reversal of the heat and humidity would cause all to suffer unbearably. Instead of heat, Satan turned down the thermostats of his domain, but kept the humidity...whereby all the people began to stiffen shake, and become delerious from the extreme cold...all but the farmer...he was rushing around wildly, with probably his biggest smile ever, thrusting both arms wildly in the air, and exclaiming"YES!YES! The Jazz have done it!"
