This...Or anyone behind the wheel of a car with Utah plates.
That was yellow plates for us here. If you ran into a yellow plate in the woods, you tried not to make eye contact. Undoubtedly they would need a ride, gas, knife, map or something.This...
When I was a kid growing up in Wyoming, my father would go into some sort of meltdown mode whenever he saw a Utah plate. He seemed to believe that if you had one of those plates, all of the following were true:
1) You can't drive. Or at best, you drive like every road is a one lane dirt road.
2) You can't hunt. Or at best, you hunt like you drive (see 1) above).
3) You have 20 kids, and all of them are jammed in the back of that Ford under the camper shell.
4) You struggle with geography. Wyoming was not a northern county of Utah.
Funny- living in AZ all my adult life, I have spent copious time in Wyoming and Utah. Wonder what those folks think of me and my AZ plates
This^^^^It's the folks who think that 20 over is a rule (UT and CA). We raised our county roads to 70 and the Interstate to 80 mph, and they're still by you, and spraying the windshield with gravel, before you can get your finger up!!
Oh yeah, and you see them coming in your mirror for a mile in the left lane, but they have to cut back in front of you with less than a car length!!
One thing they don’t do:Someone who marches to the beat of their own drum, who takes the meaning of freedom and liberty literally. Usually unaware of what the rest of the world is doing, and doesn't care.
You know the old saying, 'gold is where you find it.'One thing they don’t do:
Take Psaki panning for gold and brag about it on social media.
Just saying.
Yup……… Psaki has lived by that philosophy her entire life…….she found you too eel. ??You know the old saying, 'gold is where you find it.'
Actually now that I think about it for a second. I believe VP Harris is who crafted that PROFOUND truth.You know the old saying, 'gold is where you find it.'
To Pass very slowly and then cut in front you quickly.
I knew I would get one of these questions right.
Chit, roadrunner, apparently you’ve never been to Alberta.Or pass on a shoulder. Don't believe I've ever witnessed that anywhere else.
I think we forgot about the fools gold. All that glitters is not gold.Yup……… Psaki has lived by that philosophy her entire life…….she found you too eel. ??
You did. Lack of knowledge on your part.That little bit of warm backwashy liquid at the bottom of a bottle, that Utard. That fat kid in gym that smelled like grease, yep utard. That end of the the bacon that’s all fat and no meat? That’s utard. Anything you hate with hunting. That utard. You make a bad shot and an aminal gets away. That’s utard. That person that stays in the right lane even though they see it’s closed up ahead and then they try to merge in at the last moment? That utard. The people that wear white sunglasses, that’s utard. Sticker in the window? That’s utard. Marrying your sister. That’s utard. Using the word “run” when talking what gear you use? Yep utard. Using the word “stud” to describe anything. Utard. Every poacher in the history of poaching. Utard.
I’m sure I forgot some…
That's kind of what I meant. (See #12 above) but you filled in the blanks.That little bit of warm backwashy liquid at the bottom of a bottle, that Utard. That fat kid in gym that smelled like grease, yep utard. That end of the the bacon that’s all fat and no meat? That’s utard. Anything you hate with hunting. That utard. You make a bad shot and an aminal gets away. That’s utard. That person that stays in the right lane even though they see it’s closed up ahead and then they try to merge in at the last moment? That utard. The people that wear white sunglasses, that’s utard. Sticker in the window? That’s utard. Marrying your sister. That’s utard. Using the word “run” when talking what gear you use? Yep utard. Using the word “stud” to describe anything. Utard. Every poacher in the history of poaching. Utard.
I’m sure I forgot some…
Chit, roadrunner, apparently you’ve never been to Alberta.
The trick is being smarter than your phone, i.e., knowing enough to proofread before posting so you don't come across as an illiterate. Of course, one still needs to know how to spell & use proper grammar.I’m proud I’m at the point where my phone doesn’t try to autocorrect the word utard.
Pretty sure it’s PRC now. Try to keep up6.5 Creedmore.......if that comes out their mouth you gots yourself a Utard
Way to dig down Lhedrick……… now we’re get’ten some traction.6.5 Creedmore.......if that comes out their mouth you gots yourself a Utard
Precisely.Urban Dictionary: Utard
combines the words "Utah" and "Retard" Someone from Utah.www.urbandictionary.com
It can be infectious.Wow. Reading that gave me utardation.?
Where can a guy get a couple of those?Anyone with a hush sticker shirt or hat!
You can have 2 wives in Utah, but only one beer on the bar at a time.
And it's 3.2........that's utarded.
If I had more than one wife, I DEFINITELY would need something other than 3.2 beer! Good call Utah...You should do your homework.
Utah got rid of 3.2 beer a couple years ago.
And you can have unlimited wives.
That’s the medical definition. It has nothing to do with being from Utah. If it does, it’s an unfortunate coincidence.Tard
“A person who has an intellectual disability (often used as a general term of abuse). Pronunciation. tard. /tärd/ /tɑrd/. Origin. 1980s shortening of retard.”