Utah state record

[theridge]

I just overheard a phone conversation (eaves dropping) that the new typical record for mule deer in Utah was shot this week. Wow 213 inches!

 

[D13er]

Who was on the phone, Dan Rather?

JB

 

[cpsandman]

Don't know about the UT record but D13er that is funniest thing I've heard today! LMAO!

CPSANDMAN

 

[theridge]

Our consensus is that its a probably a nickel and dime rumor but, its the truth and it did happen. Wait and see as 60 Minutes 111 will prodcast or broadcast the authenticity of this truthful rumor. Our experts have determined that it was a mule deer and it saw its demise in the state of Utah. Some Utards believe the rack is a fraudulent replica but cant figure out if the blood in the pictures is fake or if its actually a forgery. John Kerry has been hired to determine if the blood is real or if its ketchup.

OK, wait and see......

 

[D13er]

theridge,

ROFLMFAO, that is good!!The hunter needs to answer the question.

JB

 

[MichaelJ]

LMAO! Hehe that was good! However, I hope the Rumor is true!! That's absolutely huge!

Michael~All Gods creatures welcome... right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.

 

[muledeerhunter1]

Couldn't have said it better myself. You sound like a man of my own heart!

 

[browtine]

this rumor may in fact be true.....stay tuned

www.browtine.com
Later, Brandon

 

[kilbuc]

Just returned from NV and while going thru Utah on return stopped at a ranch in the CWMU program. I had hunted there 10 years ago before area was in the program. Any how, the landowner told me that the new Utah typical mule deer was killed there the previous sunday. He volunteered the info so take it for what it is worth.

from the "Heatland of Wyoming"

 

[ridgerunner]

I guess there still are some big bucks in Utah, why is everyone doubting?

 

[udderdelite]

Why was my post deleted, it didnt say anything bad or nasty. That is rediculous. I bet wisheshecouldhuntsonora deleted it cause he is mad at me right now hehehe. Thats funny.

 

[huntsonora]

wishshecouldhuntsonora? Your an idiot. Go back to pulling on some cow nipples dude. The reason the post was deleted was because it offended some people. Post it again if you like, I could care less, as for being mad at you, never. I dont let idiots like you get under my skin, guys like you are a dime a dozen. Jealous because they cant find big deer or a place to hunt so you try to bring others down, I get it all the time.

Drummond

 

[udderdelite]

If I dont get under your skin then why must you always try to make a smartass comment (which are lame by the way) after I post anywhere.

Oh and cows dont have nipples "idiot", they are teats. Just like most things you dont know what you talk about.

It aint the size of deer or the number you kill its the experience of the hunt. I will guarantee that I leave hunting camp every time with sore ribs from laughing so much every night around the campfire, while your jaw is sore from blowing so much smoke about the 280" deer that was seen the week before. So for the jealousy its not there especially about you, and I bet you dont "get it" all the time.

 

[NVBighorn]

>Oh and cows dont have nipples
>"idiot", they are teats.


From the movie "Meet the Parents":

Stiller- "You can milk just about anything with nipples"

De Niro - "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"




To paraphrase Moosie - Lighten up, have a glass of milk.

 

[BUCKSPY]

I milked a cat once. NO, really.

"Jesus Focker! Its just a game!"

 

[Cass]

You guys need to grow up, Drummond has a point. Why should ANYONE let anything on this site get under anyones skin?
This site isn't going down the drain it's more like a herd of cattle nowadays. You have a lotta fun ones, a few good ones and the occasional one that you wanna slap on the head for being stupid.




-Cass

 

[NVBighorn]

Now that's funny. Cass saying someone needs to grow up. Sounds like you are letting someone get under your skin, Cass. You wanna slap me on the head? I'll meet you half way. Say Goldfield?

 

[D13er]

Give him a break NV, he's brown nosing for a mexican hunt.

JB

 

[txrightwinger]

COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF UDDERDELIGHT BLOWING SMOKE LOL

 

[huntsonora]

You guys can laugh all you want but every time I have mentioned a 280"+ deer there was one on the ground. Proofs in the puddin boys. Nothing to get angry about. By the way TX, dont worry about kissing my arse as you promised to do if in fact a 280" deer hit the ground in Texas last year, which it did, the thought of your lips on my rump is incredibly unappealing to me.

Drummond

 

[txrightwinger]

no sweat big daddy .

 

[txrightwinger]

Gee your up late stallion!

 

[udderdelite]

LAST EDITED ON Sep-22-04 AT 11:32PM (MST)[p]Cass- slapping a cow on the head for being stupid is animal cruelty. You think cows act stupid cause they want, they are an "animal" they cant reason or "express" themselves. Hehehe

huntsonora&guidestexas???
Why would anyone be jealous of you because someone shot a 280" deer in reeves county that you had nothing to do with. Oh wait, did you guide him.......thats right you guide in sonora, not Texas what was I thinking? Thats like saying Im jealous of Jim Bob from down the street for talking about the world record moose that was killed in Maine 3 years ago by some hunter whos name cant even be remembered, but hes talking about it so dang Im green with envy. Like a good hunting buddy of mine from the land down under says "No worrys mate".

 

[MrBaitnFish]

Cass, what's the difference between a good cow and a fun cow? Are the good ones stump broke? And slapping the stupid ones on the head is more than we need to know about.

 

[huntsonora]

Udder,

Please learn to read, I did not say jealous, I said angry. Both you and TX called BS when I mentioned that the new state record was killed in TX and when the pictures surfaced you were angry, not jealous. I assure you that the only reason I mention these big mule deer hitting the ground is due to the fact that this website is called MonsterMuleys. I could give a rats behind what you think of me, like I said, I get this kind of garbage all the time. Learn how to read and comprehend and things will get better for you. Now get back to the "teats"

Drum

 

[NUNYA]

I'm with baitandfish. What does a cow have to do to be considered "a fun cow"? Cass if we were getting slapped on here for getting stupid we would need a full time slapper just for you.

 

[slamdunk]

I have seen this great buck, but the rumored numbers are a bit high. He should net around 209, just shy of the current record. He has no G1's, but still a magnificent buck to say the least.

 

[txrightwinger]

Ever wonder why you get this garbage all the time hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[udderdelite]

Look back at reply # 12. If my eye sight is correct the last sentence has "jealous" as the FIRST word. Now, as for being angry, where was all the anger Dr. Phil? I dont care that some killed a deer, Im glad for him that he could find a deer that size in my general location, not pissed cause Im not the only one killing 200"+ deer. Whatever dude. You may now resume to stroking yourself chief.

 

[BUCKSPY]

Now why did you have to go bringing self-gratification into a perfectly harmless mule deer post?

"I'm watching you Focker."

Robert Deniro in "Meet The Parents"

 

[NVBighorn]

It seems to be wasted on them Buckspy. They just don't get it.

 

[MichaelJ]

What's wrong with stroking yourself? :-(

How come we just can't all sit around the fire and sing "Com By Ya?" (God knows I didn't spell that right!)

Michael~All Gods creatures welcome... right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.

 

[NVBighorn]

?As long as you can keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life, you're in no immediate danger.?

Robert Deniro in "Meet The Parents" (and good advice for Cass)

 

[udderdelite]

"I have a package for a Gaylord Focker"

 

[AndymanSavage]

looks like somebody's been "puffing the magic dragon"

 

[txrightwinger]

IS THAT ANOTHER NAME FOR HUNTSONORA?