BeanMan
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Now I know many of you don't have a sense of humour when it comes to the Presidency but I thought this one was funny. Heck, I even voted for him.
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months late he performed a private concert
for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago,
a cowboy rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an
hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a
cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months late he performed a private concert
for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago,
a cowboy rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an
hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a
cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States
