I NEED SOME HELP !!!!!!
Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
AND Last but Not least.. I've been wondering this for years :
If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens when u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?
(Someone test the last one and Let me know... thanx !!!
~~If you're going to walk on
thin ice, Ya might as Well
DANCE !!
WALK the TALK, Or shut the HECK UP !!