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hi my name is fezz. just ask me any question or problem and i'll try to give u some advice. Plz dont be shy,just ask me anything.







everythin is worth a answer
 
Ok...... What is the difference between meat and fish?
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Eric
 
PLZ dont be a jack ass, ask real questions !?!?!!








amatuers arent aloud hunting :/ :/
 
Okee Dokee. go to the Elk forum and answer my question about draw areas.

Thanks, Jeff
 
LAST EDITED ON Oct-11-04 AT 06:13AM (MST)[p]If you beat your fish it will die! And watch who you are calling a jackass, kid!
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Eric
 
Anything Fezz ?
O.K. If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of Brontosaurus ribs would tip his car over , why did he order them every day ?
 
Muleyslyr;

Your weight of 8 pounds for the human head is the average for a normal adult. I think that there are some members who have a far lesser weight due to the hot air that has replaced the gray matter. I am willing to bet you may agree with this observation.
RELH
 
Polorbear, Whats the difference between light and Hard ?

(I can Sleep with a light on .......)


  • [*] -Moosie
~~If you're going to walk on thin ice, Ya might as Well DANCE !!
WALK the TALK, Or shut the HECK UP !!
 
there are two trains, one leaves chicago traveling at 60 mph and the other leaves Baltimore, travelin 75 mph, which one will get to tucson, az first and by how much of a difference?
casey
 
LAST EDITED ON Oct-11-04 AT 05:26PM (MST)[p]This has got to be one of the goofiest posts I've seen in a long time.

OK, FeZz, What's the difference between Humor & Odor?
 
ALLRIGHT!!!

HERES ONE I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO ANSWER!!!

I HUNT THE HIGHLY COVETED NORTHEASTERN REGION OF UTAH,THERE MIGHT POSSIBLY BE ONE 30" BUCK LEFT ON THE SOUTH SLOPE,I HUNT ALL 3 WEAPONS SEASONS,I HUNT EVERY CHANCE I GET,I EVEN TAKE SOME TIME OFF,I WANT A 30"+ BUCK SO I LET SMALLER BUCKS GO,I'VE HUNTED 25 YEARS AND STILL DON'T HAVE THE 30"ER ON THE WALL YET!!!

MY QUESTION IS:WILL I LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PUT THE 30" BUCK ON THE WALL???

I MEAN,COME ON,THERES 50/50 CHANCE YOU CAN GET THIS QUESTION RIGHT!!!

THE ONLY bobcat WONDERING IF IT WILL EVER HAPPEN???
 
AHHHHh.. So there is Someone that's a Bigger DumbA$$ then Moosie....

THANX :) :)


  • [*] -Moosie
~~If you're going to walk on thin ice, Ya might as Well DANCE !!
WALK the TALK, Or shut the HECK UP !!
 
Dear Ask Fezz.
I have a Toyota Tacoma, the intermitent setting on my wind shield wipers stopped working, do you know how I can fix it?
Thanks

Intermitentless.
 
I just had my cows bred, how can I tell that they took without a preg test?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
My friend has a pimple on her sphincter that she keeps trying to pop. Every time that she does, they get bigger and more painful. What can she do to get rid of this problem?
How do you get rid of crabs in your beard without shaving?
Why do they call them 16 penny nails when they really don't cost that much?
Why do farts smell better in the morning?
How do I keep butt lice from re-occuring?
Why does a crowded elevator smell different to a midget?
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Eric
 
I've got 10 preference points for deer in Colorado. Over the last decade I haven't done any research on likely areas to hunt. I hope to show up and kill a 200" buck with minimal effort. I'm not looking for honey holes but would like some honest answers on the hottest units in Colorado. Where should I put in?
 
Did you walk to work or bring your lunch?
To Seattle or by bus?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
 
BuckSpy. Your supposed to ask that question 2 days before the draw deadline. What planet are you from ? :) Get with the program already.
 
What's a purple fez for ?

Polarbear, sounds like you've been having some problems with itchy crawly things :-(
 
BuckSpy... Better question is to Ask What caliber rifle to use... Is the .3006 enough gun ?!?!?! then what grain bullet...

OHHH the decisions !!!!


  • [*] -Moosie
~~If you're going to walk on thin ice, Ya might as Well DANCE !!
WALK the TALK, Or shut the HECK UP !!
 
Has anyone ever watched crankyankers? I think Fezz is actually special Ed on the other end. HEY LADIES!!!
 
polar bear lol that midget one geez lmao !!!!
Well he i'snt answering is he not smart lol
you all have fun .

laters , hunter cameron
 
I NEED SOME HELP !!!!!!

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

AND Last but Not least.. I've been wondering this for years :

If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens when u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?

(Someone test the last one and Let me know... thanx !!!


  • [*] -Moosie
~~If you're going to walk on thin ice, Ya might as Well DANCE !!
WALK the TALK, Or shut the HECK UP !!
 
RE: I NEED SOME HELP !!!!!!

Methinks ol Fezzbutt be overwhelmed here...........lemme offload a couple;

Polarbear....

1. they start complaining about everything and feel insecure
2. shoot
3. remove sphincter
4. boil em
5. who cares
6. to who?
7. take a shower more often than once a month
8. Less dissapation at 36" than 72" from ground

Buckspy......

Forget Colorado, no deer there anyway. Utah needs you....
 
RE: I NEED SOME HELP !!!!!!

What the crap is a FeZz?
Is that one of those itchy, crawly things polarbear is having problems with?
a*r

A bad day hunting is better than a Good Day at Work!!
 
RE: I NEED SOME HELP !!!!!!

Looks like Mama & Daddy Fezz put the screws to junior's dance party.
 
Wasted Space

I live remote, I'm on a weak dial-up connection via cell phone.
The info posted on this site can be great and well worth my time and money to download. I'll give the youth that have outdoor interests a millon miles. I cut my download time here to seldom when I learned the "Moosie" dude was over 12 years old. It just kinda scared me.

Jeff R Johnson
 
RE: Wasted Space

Taqukat, I'm guessing you're not a fan then ?

Hey, send me your address and I'll send you some undies (for free) that aren't too tight !!


  • [*] -Moosie
~~If you're going to walk on thin ice, Ya might as Well DANCE !!
WALK the TALK, Or shut the HECK UP !!
 
RE: Wasted Space

I want your thong moosie, and please soil it for me. Thanks Jingow
 
RE: Wasted Space

If a man walks into an airport termianl side ways, is he going to Bangkok?
 

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