Assault with a deadly weapon

feddoc · Dec 29, 2020

Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at police officers in self-defense - Naijatell

A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill. Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the...

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Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

264mag · Dec 29, 2020

Once you get passed the smell you got her licked ?

RELH · Dec 29, 2020

Peeing on officers will get you some serious time.

RELH

hawkbill · Dec 30, 2020

That’s impressive 12 to 15 feet and blinded them. I’ve heard virginal fluid helps get rid of jelly fish stings

264mag · Dec 30, 2020

RELH said:
Peeing on officers will get you some serious time.

RELH

24 hrs in California ?

Bluehair · Dec 30, 2020

I got assaulted with one once........took some lawyers to straighten it out.

Bohunr · Dec 30, 2020

Never a dull moment on this hunting site?

tailchasers · Dec 30, 2020

Impressive aim!

desperatehills · Dec 30, 2020

Her club name is "lady pit viper"

Bluehair · Dec 30, 2020

desperatehills said:
Her club name is "lady pit viper"

Shoulda gone with spitting cobra.

CatfishKev · Dec 30, 2020

"Augghhh my eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

eelgrass · Dec 30, 2020

I hope the cops had their body cams on. They could make some money.

Bluehair · Dec 30, 2020

About 25 years ago there was a hilarious article in the Albuquerque Business Journal about an incident in one of the adult establishments.

Similarly, they brought in one of the BIG SHOT entertainers who launched ping pong balls. The health inspector was there and wrote them up for unsanitary practices. Seems the popular target for the ping pong balls was the beer glasses.

They published the health inspectors report in full. That was priceless reading how that guy was trying to politely explain his investigation and the nature of the entertainment.

You can google "honeysuckle divine" if you care to learn more. I've been to a Mexican strip club so I'm a little desensitized.

DeerMadness · Dec 30, 2020

We are talking about the spitting cobra ?

Gadjet · Dec 30, 2020

"The Camel Toe" strip club! LOL!!!!

treedagain · Dec 30, 2020

I hope they were wearing their masks? That would leave a bad taste in your mouth? Be smelling it for days?

DH56 · Dec 30, 2020

Got some real winners down in Miami-last sentence in the article is this:

"In a 2013 court case, another Miami citizen was convicted of armed robbery after threatening a convenient store clerk with his erect and “AIDS-infected penis” and was sentenced to 237 years in jail."

cacklercrazy · Dec 30, 2020

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feddoc said:
Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at police officers in self-defense - Naijatell

A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill. Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the...

naijatell.com

Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

Didn't know our new VP had a bar in Miami.