BECOMING A PANHANDLER???

[elkassassin]

Looking for Expertise/MM Professional Advice on becoming a Panhandler?

I'm sure there are some Real Pro's on here with some Great Advice!

Thanks in Advance!






Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[DW]

Get a scrawny 3 legged 1 eared dog.

 

[elkassassin]

I've already got a Dog that has one Ear Shot part way off!

Will that Work?




Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[RELH]

Put a eye patch on the dog and quit feeding him so he looks like he is dying from starvation. Would help if you get granny to go with you and stand on the street corner. Make sure she looks like she is starving to death also.

RELH

 

[elkassassin]

Probably gonna need a Sign?

Think this one would work?

Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[eelgrass]

I saw a gal holding up a sign the other day that said....

"I'm too ugly to be a hooker"

I honked and gave her a thumbs up.

Eel

Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one you probably will never need one again.

 

[Tikka]

Here's one of mine err, I meant one I've seen around....

 

[hoytarcheryrocks]

can I stand on the street with a castiron pan ?

 

[Gator]

a Wheel chair is the key to a good panhandler and a good off ramp.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
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