Bess, need a tune-up favor
- Thread starter TripleK
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bobcatbess
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TEE-TEE-K!!!
AIN'T NO JOB TOO SMALL!!!
I'LL BET I COULD LOB ONE FROM HERE!!!
USE TO HAVE THIS NEIHBOR THAT MOVED IN WITH HIS KIDS!!!
HIS KIDS HAD ONE OF THEM RACING BANCHEE'S!!!
I WARNED HIM & HIS PARENTS SEVERAL TIMES TO GET HIM SLOWED DOWN!!!
EVERYTIME I ASKED THE SPEED ONLY INCREASED!!!
ONE DAY IT WAS CALM!!!
I DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD DAY TO PUT THE BIG BLOCK 514 STROKER MOTOR TOGETHER!!!
NO DUST,RIGHT???
A COUPLE HOURS INTO PUTTING IT TOGETHER I HEARD THE BANCHEE FIRE UP!!!
CAME WINGING BY AT ABOUT 70+ MPH!!!
HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME!!!
A LITTLE WHILE LATER I COULD HERE HIM COMMING BACK THE OTHER WAY!!!
I HAD A 3" LENGTH OF 5/8" HEATER HOSE IN MY HAND!!!
I GUESSED HIM AT 75 MPH!!!
HE WAS 150 YARDS DOWN THE ROAD WHEN I MADE THE RELEASE!!!
HE SEEN ME MAKE THE THROW!!!
DID I HIT HIM???
I STILL DON'T KNOW???
HE WENT DIRECTLY HOME & HIM & HIS MOM CALLED THE COPS!!!
HERE COMES THE COP!!!
THE COP ASKS ME IF I HIT THE KID WITH A ROCK???
I SAID NO!!!
THE COP SAYS THE KID CLAIMS HE HAS A SMALL WELT ON HIS LEG WHERE I HIT HIM WITH A ROCK!!!
I ASKED THE COP IF HE SEEN THE WELT???
COP SAYS NO,HE WON'T SHOW IT TO ME!!!
I SAYS TO THE COP!!!
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK???
COP SAYS YOU CAN'T BE THROWING ANYTHING AT THE LITTLE BASTARD!!!
I STARTED LMAO!!!
COP SAYS IT AIN'T FUNNY!!!
THE COP ASKED ME WHY THE KID WAS RACING DOWN PAST MY PLACE???
I TELLS THE COP BECAUSE ITS A SHORTCUT TO THE HI-WAY!!!
THAT SAME NIGHT THEY CAUGHT THE KID WITH HIS BANCHEE ON THE HI-WAY!!!
DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL HAPPENED???
BUT I GUARANDAMNTEE YOU EVERYTIME FROM THEN ON HE SLOWED HIS ASS DOWN PAST MY PLACE!!!
THE KID PROBABLY FINALLY GROWED UP,WHO KNOWS???
AS MAD AS I GET AT SOME OF THESE PUNKS ITS THE PARENTS THAT PROBABLY NEED THE TUNE-UP!!!
THE ONLY bobcat LETTING YOU ALL KNOW THE SPEED LIMIT IS 5 MPH PAST MY PLACE,TRY IT AT 70 MPH & WE'VE GOT ISSUES & I DON'T CARE IF YOU CALL THE COPS OR NOT CUZZ I AIN'T AFFRAID OF THEM,MOST OF THEM ARE PRETTY GOOD OLE BOYS!!!
AIN'T NO JOB TOO SMALL!!!
I'LL BET I COULD LOB ONE FROM HERE!!!
USE TO HAVE THIS NEIHBOR THAT MOVED IN WITH HIS KIDS!!!
HIS KIDS HAD ONE OF THEM RACING BANCHEE'S!!!
I WARNED HIM & HIS PARENTS SEVERAL TIMES TO GET HIM SLOWED DOWN!!!
EVERYTIME I ASKED THE SPEED ONLY INCREASED!!!
ONE DAY IT WAS CALM!!!
I DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD DAY TO PUT THE BIG BLOCK 514 STROKER MOTOR TOGETHER!!!
NO DUST,RIGHT???
A COUPLE HOURS INTO PUTTING IT TOGETHER I HEARD THE BANCHEE FIRE UP!!!
CAME WINGING BY AT ABOUT 70+ MPH!!!
HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME!!!
A LITTLE WHILE LATER I COULD HERE HIM COMMING BACK THE OTHER WAY!!!
I HAD A 3" LENGTH OF 5/8" HEATER HOSE IN MY HAND!!!
I GUESSED HIM AT 75 MPH!!!
HE WAS 150 YARDS DOWN THE ROAD WHEN I MADE THE RELEASE!!!
HE SEEN ME MAKE THE THROW!!!
DID I HIT HIM???
I STILL DON'T KNOW???
HE WENT DIRECTLY HOME & HIM & HIS MOM CALLED THE COPS!!!
HERE COMES THE COP!!!
THE COP ASKS ME IF I HIT THE KID WITH A ROCK???
I SAID NO!!!
THE COP SAYS THE KID CLAIMS HE HAS A SMALL WELT ON HIS LEG WHERE I HIT HIM WITH A ROCK!!!
I ASKED THE COP IF HE SEEN THE WELT???
COP SAYS NO,HE WON'T SHOW IT TO ME!!!
I SAYS TO THE COP!!!
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK???
COP SAYS YOU CAN'T BE THROWING ANYTHING AT THE LITTLE BASTARD!!!
I STARTED LMAO!!!
COP SAYS IT AIN'T FUNNY!!!
THE COP ASKED ME WHY THE KID WAS RACING DOWN PAST MY PLACE???
I TELLS THE COP BECAUSE ITS A SHORTCUT TO THE HI-WAY!!!
THAT SAME NIGHT THEY CAUGHT THE KID WITH HIS BANCHEE ON THE HI-WAY!!!
DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL HAPPENED???
BUT I GUARANDAMNTEE YOU EVERYTIME FROM THEN ON HE SLOWED HIS ASS DOWN PAST MY PLACE!!!
THE KID PROBABLY FINALLY GROWED UP,WHO KNOWS???
AS MAD AS I GET AT SOME OF THESE PUNKS ITS THE PARENTS THAT PROBABLY NEED THE TUNE-UP!!!
THE ONLY bobcat LETTING YOU ALL KNOW THE SPEED LIMIT IS 5 MPH PAST MY PLACE,TRY IT AT 70 MPH & WE'VE GOT ISSUES & I DON'T CARE IF YOU CALL THE COPS OR NOT CUZZ I AIN'T AFFRAID OF THEM,MOST OF THEM ARE PRETTY GOOD OLE BOYS!!!
Aren't you in pretty good w/the Sherrif? He is from Altamont, isn't he? He was your mayor last year, after all.
We've got a bunch of county mounties over here (and 3 HP troopers) in town. Not too many of them patrol in our little town though. Reluctant to bust the neighbors, I suppose.
I think this guy is an adult though and this is definitely some kind of racing wheeler.
I prefer not to tell on people though. I'll just have my buddy from Altamont come over and give a tune-up. LOL
We've got a bunch of county mounties over here (and 3 HP troopers) in town. Not too many of them patrol in our little town though. Reluctant to bust the neighbors, I suppose.
I think this guy is an adult though and this is definitely some kind of racing wheeler.
I prefer not to tell on people though. I'll just have my buddy from Altamont come over and give a tune-up. LOL
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bobcatbess
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I LIKE THE SHERRIF!!!
BUT!!!
THIS KID I'M TALKING ABOUT IS RELATED TO HIM & HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED!!!
I DON'T MIND KIDS HAVING THEIR FUN ON THEIR WHEELERS & DIRT BIKES!!!
BUT I STILL REMEMBER A KID GETTING KILLED RIGHT UP THE ROAD FROM ME!!!
I'D HATE TO SEE IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!
THEM THOUGHTS ARE STILL HAUNTING ME & THATS BEEN ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT WOULD RATHER HAVE THEM MAD AT ME RATHER THAN SEEING THEM PUT IN A BODY BAG!!!
BUT!!!
THIS KID I'M TALKING ABOUT IS RELATED TO HIM & HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED!!!
I DON'T MIND KIDS HAVING THEIR FUN ON THEIR WHEELERS & DIRT BIKES!!!
BUT I STILL REMEMBER A KID GETTING KILLED RIGHT UP THE ROAD FROM ME!!!
I'D HATE TO SEE IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!
THEM THOUGHTS ARE STILL HAUNTING ME & THATS BEEN ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT WOULD RATHER HAVE THEM MAD AT ME RATHER THAN SEEING THEM PUT IN A BODY BAG!!!
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bobcatbess
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TEE-TEE-K!!!
CHECK THE GENERAL HUNTING FORUM!!!
YOUR MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!
THE ONLY bobcat!!!
CHECK THE GENERAL HUNTING FORUM!!!
YOUR MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!
THE ONLY bobcat!!!
LAST EDITED ON Mar-08-07 AT 00:37AM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Mar-08-07 AT 00:30?AM (MST)
LAST EDITED ON Mar-08-07 AT 00:29?AM (MST)
Oh that little thing? The dude who has a crush on my husband? Pshaw! It didn't ruin my mood. Gave me the creeps a little, but I'm not too bugged by it. My husband IS a good looking guy...(who is also a big guy who can whoop some butt if his wife can't)
You like the nickname I gave him? That was total Bobcatbess style. ;-)
LAST EDITED ON Mar-08-07 AT 00:29?AM (MST)
Oh that little thing? The dude who has a crush on my husband? Pshaw! It didn't ruin my mood. Gave me the creeps a little, but I'm not too bugged by it. My husband IS a good looking guy...(who is also a big guy who can whoop some butt if his wife can't)
You like the nickname I gave him? That was total Bobcatbess style. ;-)
you say the sherriff is related to him!!!!! isnt that an understatement?? Everyone in altamont is related and if triple Jenn lives around the Uintah Basin anywhere shes related to you too!! Cmon who'd you marry......Your first cousin or Your first cousin.........
