Bobcat's 5 Rules for a happy life

[caelkhnter]

>1. It is important to have a woman who not only has a job, but also
cooks
>and cleans the home.
>
>2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
>
>3. It is important to have woman you can trust..who doesn't lie to you.
>
>4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed.
>
>5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each
other.

 

[peakfreak]

That's funny.LOL

 

[Canoe]

You forgot #6

#6 It is important that noone on MM.com sees how much of a skinny, pencil necked dork you really are or your tough talking persona goes right out the window.