Busch virginity test

[scpaisley]

Kyle once asked his brother, Kurt, how to tell if your bride-to-be was really a virgin. Kurt told him the sure way was to get a can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel. Then on your wedding night, paint one of your balls red, the other blue. If your bride says "Why, that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!", smack her with the shovel!!!

"Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints"

 

[Longun]

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