CAN"T EVEN HAVE A SOUVENIR!!!

elkassassin · Jul 29, 2019

JUDAS!

You Can't even take a Souvenir Home anymore!

WTH?

https://www.ksl.com/article/46606077/tsa-man-checked-missile-launcher-in-luggage-at-bwi

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

Lhedrick1 · Jul 29, 2019

What a bummer

That would have made THE BEST conversation piece.

Stonefly · Jul 29, 2019

Now the state fire marshal has a souvenir

feddoc · Jul 29, 2019

There aren't many ways to sneak that stuff past customs.

Unless you are part of a C-130 crew/FA-18 crew....or so Ive heard.

?Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. "

Homer · Jul 29, 2019

LAST EDITED ON Jul-29-19 AT 09:00PM (MST)[p]isn't a spent rocket launcher tube just an expensive piece of pipe???

we have become a country of illogical fraidy cats....

elkassassin · Jul 29, 2019

>LAST EDITED ON Jul-29-19
>AT 09:00?PM (MST)
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>isn't a spent rocket launcher tube
>just an expensive piece of
>pipe???
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>we have become a country of
>illogical fraidy cats....

ED ZACHARY!

"MY GOD"!

HE'S GOT A PIECE OF PIPE!

Somebody see's a Junk Piece of PVC Pipe laying along the Roadside now days & They Call the Bomb Squad in!

I'll bet they're Wishing BIGJOHN would Quit Feeding the Fire with His Scraps!

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I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

eelgrass · Jul 30, 2019

It would gall me to have to fly somewhere now days. I can remember flying from Kenai to Anchorage, AK on Alaska Airlines and a couple passengers were open carrying handguns. Pre 9/11 of course.

Slimchance · Jul 30, 2019

True story. Month or so ago we were heading to DC for my daughters graduation. TSA agent pulled me out of line boarding. She said YOU HAVE A CLIP in your bag! I said a what? She said A CLIP! I said I don't know what you mean. She holds up a 9mm magazine that was in a pocket in my suitcase. She says do you have a gun? I said ya but not on me. She says well if I had law enforcement here you would be interrogated right now. She let me on the plane but wouldn't give me my mag back. Jeeze!!

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
.

elkassassin · Jul 30, 2019

>True story. Month or so ago
>we were heading to DC
>for my daughters graduation. TSA
>agent pulled me out of
>line boarding. She said YOU
>HAVE A CLIP in your
>bag! I said a what?
>She said A CLIP! I
>said I don't know what
>you mean. She holds up
>a 9mm magazine that was
>in a pocket in my
>suitcase. She says do you
>have a gun? I said
>ya but not on me.
>She says well if I
>had law enforcement here you
>would be interrogated right now.
>She let me on the
>plane but wouldn't give me
>my mag back. Jeeze!!
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>The road goes on forever and
>the party never ends.
>.

JUDAS RUS!

It's Funny Ms RUS just Didn't Say:Haul Him Off!

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

Longun · Jul 31, 2019

He should of mailed it home....when I was over seas I had mailed 200lbs of stuff home for free...it all arrived too...still got some of it..

eelgrass · Jul 31, 2019

I shouldn't tell this story but, oh well.

Me and my two brothers flew to Alaska to fish one year. We all met in Portland, OR where we booked a flight to Anchorage. We went to the airport a couple hours before our flight and checked in our baggage.

We were in some bar at the airport waiting for our departure when my brother got paged to report to baggage check in. WTH???

They scanned his duffle bag and found an ounce of marijuana...LOL! They kept it and wrote him a citation but allowed him to continue his flight.

When we got home he ended up cutting weeds along the highway for a few days in Oregon...LOL!

Shhhhhh, don't tell mom!

elkassassin · Jul 31, 2019

>I shouldn't tell this story but,
>oh well.

>
>Me and my two brothers flew
>to Alaska to fish one
>year. We all met in
>Portland, OR where we booked
>a flight to Anchorage. We
>went to the airport a
>couple hours before our flight
>and checked in our baggage.
>
>
>We were in some bar at
>the airport waiting for our
>departure when my brother got
>paged to report to baggage
>check in. WTH???
>
>They scanned his duffle bag and
>found an ounce of marijuana...LOL!
>They kept it and wrote
>him a citation but allowed
>him to continue his flight.
>
>
>When we got home he ended
>up cutting weeds along the
>highway for a few days
>in Oregon...LOL!
>
>Shhhhhh, don't tell mom!

Did He Buy any Replacements when you got to Alaska?

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

eelgrass · Jul 31, 2019

>>I shouldn't tell this story but,
>>oh well.

>>
>>Me and my two brothers flew
>>to Alaska to fish one
>>year. We all met in
>>Portland, OR where we booked
>>a flight to Anchorage. We
>>went to the airport a
>>couple hours before our flight
>>and checked in our baggage.
>>
>>
>>We were in some bar at
>>the airport waiting for our
>>departure when my brother got
>>paged to report to baggage
>>check in. WTH???
>>
>>They scanned his duffle bag and
>>found an ounce of marijuana...LOL!
>>They kept it and wrote
>>him a citation but allowed
>>him to continue his flight.
>>
>>
>>When we got home he ended
>>up cutting weeds along the
>>highway for a few days
>>in Oregon...LOL!
>>
>>Shhhhhh, don't tell mom!
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>Did He Buy any Replacements when
>you got to Alaska?

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>I know so many people in
>so many places
>They make allot of money but
>they got sad faces
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>It Ain't Easy being Me!

I don't think so. Me and Bailey didn't let him out of our sight.

OutdoorWriter · Aug 2, 2019

>It would gall me to have
>to fly somewhere now days.
>I can remember flying from
>Kenai to Anchorage, AK on
>Alaska Airlines and a couple
>passengers were open carrying handguns.
>Pre 9/11 of course.

Man, that had to be a really, really long time ago. I think the law banning guns and ammo on commercial airlines went into effect in the late 1950s!!!

In the 1980s, I went to a fly-in fishing camp in the Yukon. The owner had a rifle that was some weird caliber like 9x62mm or such and asked me to see if I could find him some reloading dies. So I took one round and stuck it in a pocket in my carry-on camera bag. When I went through X-ray deal in Whitehorse on the way home, they spotted it and wanted to keep it. Fortunately, the baggage area was quite close and I could see my fishing rod case. I convinced them to let me stick the round in the case. They were obviously concerned that I might shoot it off with my camera. LOL

TONY MANDILE

How To Hunt Coues Deer

deadibob · Aug 2, 2019

>I shouldn't tell this story but,
>oh well.

>
>Me and my two brothers flew
>to Alaska to fish one
>year. We all met in
>Portland, OR where we booked
>a flight to Anchorage. We
>went to the airport a
>couple hours before our flight
>and checked in our baggage.
>
>
>We were in some bar at
>the airport waiting for our
>departure when my brother got
>paged to report to baggage
>check in. WTH???
>
>They scanned his duffle bag and
>found an ounce of marijuana...LOL!
>They kept it and wrote
>him a citation but allowed
>him to continue his flight.
>
>
>When we got home he ended
>up cutting weeds along the
>highway for a few days
>in Oregon...LOL!
>
>Shhhhhh, don't tell mom!

What idiot puts pot in his checked baggage. You need to send it Fedex or UPS. They are some of the biggest drug transporters in the U.S. Don't ask me how I know ;-)

Homer · Aug 2, 2019

how do you know deadi????

eelgrass · Aug 2, 2019

>>It would gall me to have
>>to fly somewhere now days.
>>I can remember flying from
>>Kenai to Anchorage, AK on
>>Alaska Airlines and a couple
>>passengers were open carrying handguns.
>>Pre 9/11 of course.
>
>Man, that had to be a
>really, really long time ago.
>I think the law banning
>guns and ammo on commercial
>airlines went into effect in
>the late 1950s!!!
>
>In the 1980s, I went to
>a fly-in fishing camp in
>the Yukon. The owner had
>a rifle that was some
>weird caliber like 9x62mm or
>such and asked me to
>see if I could find
>him some reloading dies. So
>I took one round and
>stuck it in a pocket
>in my carry-on camera bag.
>When I went through X-ray
>deal in Whitehorse on the
>way home, they spotted it
>and wanted to keep it.
>Fortunately, the baggage area was
>quite close and I could
>see my fishing rod case.
>I convinced them to let
>me stick the round in
>the case. They were obviously
>concerned that I might shoot
>it off with my camera.
>LOL
>
>
>TONY MANDILE
>

>How To Hunt Coues Deer

Kenai to Anchorage is only about a 30 minute flight. Maybe a private contractor subbed for Alaska Air? The plane only held about 10 passengers. I booked it through Alaska Air though.

He's my brother, I never said he was smart.