HEY Roy!!!
DID YOU TELL THE JUDGE THAT WAS PROBABLY THE MOST EXPENSIVE BIRD YOU EVER GAVE AWAY???
MY DEER STEAKS ARE GETTING PRETTY SPENDY ALREADY!!!
ON A SIDE NOTE!!!
I HAD A WARDEN THAT THOUGHT I WAS GUILTY AND IT WAS GONNA BE HIS JOB FOR 15 YEARS TO CATCH ME!!!
HE TRIED EVERYTHANG!!!
ONE TIME I WAS UP ON THE MOUNTAIN,6" FRESH SNOW THAT MORNING,ME & MY FRIEND SPOT A LION TRACK,I PULL MY TRUCK OFF THE ROAD A BIT,WE FOLLOW THE TRACK TO SEE IF THE LION CROSSED ONTO THE TRIBAL GROUND OR NOT,AFTER WE GOT DOWN OFF THE HILL A WAYS I HEAR ANOTHER VEHICLE PULL UP BY MY TRUCK & I CAN HEAR DOORS BANGING & ALL KINDS OF NOISE,THEN THE TRUCK PULLS AWAY,WE GET BACK UP TO MY TRUCK AND SOMEBODYS TURNED MY .22 MAGNUM AROUND IN THE RACK,THEY'D BEEN IN THE GLOVE BOX,THEY'D BEEN IN THE TOOL BOX,EVERYTHING HAD BEEN MESSED WITH BUT I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING MISSING!!!
COULDN'T FIGURE WHO TF HAD BEEN MESSING AROUND!!!
2 MONTHS LATER WE TURN A BOBCAT IN!!!
FOUND OUT REAL QUICK THIS WARDEN DIDN'T LIKE PEOPLE KILLING BOBCATS!!!
HE WALKS RIGHT UP IN MY FACE & ASKS ME WHERE I WAS ON SUCH & SUCH A DAY AT A CERTAIN TIME???
I SAID:HELL I DON'T REMEMBER,I COULD OF BEEN ANYWHERE!!!
HE WENT BALLISTIC,HE SAID YOU WERE UP ON THE FACE OF PETTY & I THOUGHT YOU WERE POACHING!!!
I STARTED LAUGHING BUT HE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUNNY!!!
HE THEN SAYS I CHECKED YOUR GUN!!!
I QUICKLY INFORMED HIM IF HE EVER GOT INTO MY TRUCK AGAIN WITHOUT ME BEING THERE I WAS GONNA SUE HIS ASS RIGHT OFF!!!
HE WAS YELLING,SCREAMING & HIS FACE WAS THE SAME COLOR AS JACKMASTERS GIRLFRIENDS HAIR!!!
EVERYTIME HE ASKED ME A QUESTION I'D START TO ANSWER THE QUESTION BUT AS SOON AS I'D TRY TO ANSWER HE WAS RIGHT IN MY FACE SCREAMING!!!
THE NEXT YEAR MY BROTHER HAD AN ANTELOPE TAG!!!
WE TOOK MY TRUCK!!!
THE SAME WARDEN FOLLOWED ME AROUND FOR HALF A DAY WITH HIS BIG SPOTTING SCOPE!!!
WE FINALLY GOT PULLED OVER BY ANOTHER WARDEN & I TOLD HIM TO GET ON HIS RADIO & TELL THE OTHER WARDEN I HAD BEEN CHECKED & EVERYTHING WAS LEGAL!!!
ABOUT A MONTH LATER WE WENT ELK HUNTING!!!
IT WAS OPENING MORNING & WE WERE AT LEAST AN HOUR EARLY!!!
SO I PULLED OFF THE ROAD AND GUESS WHO FLIES BY???
I TOLD MY BROTHER,PREPARE YOURSELF I GUARANTEE HE'S COMMING BACK TO CHECK US!!!
SURE ENOUGH HERE HE COMES!!!
SAYS: I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A PERMIT BUT I WANT TO SEE IT!!!
THEN SAYS: I WANT TO CHECK YOUR GUN,NOT A PROBLEM!!!
I WAS GONNA OPEN THE ACTION & SHOW HIM BUT HE WANTED TO HANDLE MY GUN,I'M WATCHING HIM CLOSE CUZZ I'M AFRAID HE'S GONNA PULL SOMETHING!!!
HE YANKED MY BOLT BACK SO HARD I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BREAK IT!!!
THEN HE'S GOT THE NERVE TO STICK HIS FINGER UP THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TO SEE IF THERES ONE STILL IN THE BARREL!!!
I INFORMED HIM REAL QUICK THE OLE cat DON'T PACK JUNK GUNS THAT WON'T EXTRACT BULLETS!!!
WAFJ!!!
THIS $HIT WENT ON FOR 15 YEARS!!!
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB???
HE NEVER DID WRITE ME A CITATION BUT BY GOD I'LL GIVE HIM AN A+ FOR TRYING!!!
DO I HATE HIM???
NO WAY IN HELL!!!
DO I HATE ALL WARDENS BECAUSE I HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS ONE FOR 15 YEARS???
NO WAY!!!
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THEM!!!
JUST DON'T CONVICT ME BEFORE YOU CATCH ME DOING SOMETHING WRONG!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!