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cameraguy
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Why females should avoid girls' night out after they're married.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a. m.,
a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in
order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then! said, "Oh
#####.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you .
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a. m.,
a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in
order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then! said, "Oh
#####.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you .
