Good try bluehair…..

[Homer]

Colorado driver tries switching places with dog to avoid DUI

 

[Snoopdogg]

HA! Ol' Bluehair tried to blame the Bluetick!

 

[elkassassin]

I Seen That!

LMAO!

 

[Homer]

and.....you need to talk your congressman down....

Lauren Boebert’s Husband Furious as He’s Served Divorce Papers

Reuters/Elizabeth FrantzColorado Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has filed to divorce her husband of two decades, according to court records obtained Tuesday by The Daily Beast.The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons. An affidavit of...

www.yahoo.com

 

[DeerMadness]

Yo Bluehair ! U da Dawggie!

 

[eelgrass]

He exited the passenger door. He could win that case in California.

 

[Snoopdogg]

He could win that case in California.

The doggy identifies as an oppressed member of the alphabet club, definitely getting away with it in Cali.

He told the cop, "Woof woof, reparations, woof woof, my body, my choice..."

 

[Bluehair]

Gus isn’t a very good driver and struggles mightily with a stick. But it was worth a try

I do think we were unfairly targeted because of his Germanic heritage. We’re victims of the jewish space laser media monopoly.

F’n Colorado commies

Lauren and Mtg are planning a scissoring party. LMFAO

 

[Bluehair]

And I ain’t taking no sh!t from a Californian.

San Francisco Announces Plan To Release Monkeys Onto The Streets To Fling Away All The Poo

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an effort to finally clean up the streets, San Francisco announced they will release several packs of monkeys into the city to help fling away all the poo.

babylonbee.com

 

[wetmule]

Bud Light strikes again

 

[Bluehair]

And as a final comment, you’ll never see a true story about me that says I ran anywhere for any reason.

 

[hossblur]

Gus isn’t a very good driver and struggles mightily with a stick. But it was worth a try

I do think we were unfairly targeted because of his Germanic heritage. We’re victims of the jewish space laser media monopoly.

F’n Colorado commies

Lauren and Mtg are planning a scissoring party. LMFAO

Dude seriously

You know @grizzly obsession with MTG, now he'll go bankrupt buying both their only fans