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scottyboy
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> Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
> drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
> through life without an education." "Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
> community college and sign up for some classes."
>
>>Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
>
>>The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of
>>admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English,
>>history, and logic.
>
>>"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
>
>>The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then
>>logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a
>>yard."
>
>>"That's true, I do have a yard."
>
>>"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically
>>that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
>
>>"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
>>family."
"I do have a family."
>
>>"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
>>a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
>>"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
>
>>"I am a heterosexual. Wow, that's amazing, you were able to find out all of
>>that because I have a weed eater."
>
>
>>Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go
>>meet Bob at the bar.
>
>>He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English,
>>history, and logic.
>
>>"Logic?' Bob says, "What's that?"
>
>>Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
>
>>"No."
>
>>
>
>>
>
>>
>
>>"well, then you're gay."
---Scottyboy---
> drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
> through life without an education." "Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
> community college and sign up for some classes."
>
>>Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
>
>>The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of
>>admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English,
>>history, and logic.
>
>>"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
>
>>The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then
>>logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a
>>yard."
>
>>"That's true, I do have a yard."
>
>>"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically
>>that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
>
>>"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
>>family."
"I do have a family."
>
>>"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
>>a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
>>"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
>
>>"I am a heterosexual. Wow, that's amazing, you were able to find out all of
>>that because I have a weed eater."
>
>
>>Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go
>>meet Bob at the bar.
>
>>He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English,
>>history, and logic.
>
>>"Logic?' Bob says, "What's that?"
>
>>Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
>
>>"No."
>
>>
>
>>
>
>>
>
>>"well, then you're gay."
---Scottyboy---
