NVBighorn
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Kevin recently offered to send me a video of his buddy's sheep hunt. I got it today. Only I think there may have been some mistake, either that or a huge misunderstanding.
Ya see, I think Kevin may have accidentally sent the home video he and HoundDawg took on their little New Years Reunion "lion hunt". Imagine my surpise, and that of my whole family, when we sat down to watch a bighorn hunting video and the opening scene shows some hooker on a snowmobile with the letter "G" (as in Gabrielle) tattooed on her, um bossom.
Now, Kevin warned me that the first part of the video was hard for him to sit through, something about sighting in a rifle, but this girl gave a whole new meaning to the concept of target practice and a three shot group. It then went to a scene with an old jack mule the likes of which I haven't seen since my senior trip to Mexico. And there was several minutes of someone face down in the snow, buckass naked that I'm pretty sure was Dawg. Had the Roman numerals I LIX M tattooed on the left cheek. And Gabrielle was using his arse for a bar buoy to keep her Pabst from tipping. Then some black and tan dog got in the act and I think him and Dawg kissed and made up and left as good friends.
Kevin also told me that once you got through the sighting-in the part about the sheep was pretty good. Now this is where we must have miscommunicated. The movie finished off with about 30 minutes of fine footage of "Kevin put the itch in Woolrich" and this old wooly ewe. I finally had to stop watching it when Kevin showed up in a USU Aggies cheerleader outfit chasing that poor sheep yelling "Jus' write the check, Russ, jus' write the check!"
Gotta go see if my wife is still in shock.
NV put the "horn" in Bighorn
(notice I didn't say put the big in bighorn) ;-)
Ya see, I think Kevin may have accidentally sent the home video he and HoundDawg took on their little New Years Reunion "lion hunt". Imagine my surpise, and that of my whole family, when we sat down to watch a bighorn hunting video and the opening scene shows some hooker on a snowmobile with the letter "G" (as in Gabrielle) tattooed on her, um bossom.
Now, Kevin warned me that the first part of the video was hard for him to sit through, something about sighting in a rifle, but this girl gave a whole new meaning to the concept of target practice and a three shot group. It then went to a scene with an old jack mule the likes of which I haven't seen since my senior trip to Mexico. And there was several minutes of someone face down in the snow, buckass naked that I'm pretty sure was Dawg. Had the Roman numerals I LIX M tattooed on the left cheek. And Gabrielle was using his arse for a bar buoy to keep her Pabst from tipping. Then some black and tan dog got in the act and I think him and Dawg kissed and made up and left as good friends.
Kevin also told me that once you got through the sighting-in the part about the sheep was pretty good. Now this is where we must have miscommunicated. The movie finished off with about 30 minutes of fine footage of "Kevin put the itch in Woolrich" and this old wooly ewe. I finally had to stop watching it when Kevin showed up in a USU Aggies cheerleader outfit chasing that poor sheep yelling "Jus' write the check, Russ, jus' write the check!"
Gotta go see if my wife is still in shock.
NV put the "horn" in Bighorn
(notice I didn't say put the big in bighorn) ;-)