Too much political stuff so I'm posting something else.
My 8 year old son is always listening in on conversations around our house. The other night I was telling my husband about my friend who was going out to Salt Lake to have a boob job done yesterday. I said to him, "Yep...T's going out to Salt Lake tomorrow to deliver the new twins. He's pretty excited. I guess they're going to be pretty good size."
So, fast forward to yesterday afternoon. My 8 year old comes in and asks to go over to his friend's house (boob job's son). He said, "Mom, can I go over to W's house today? I want to see his new baby twins."
ROFL Not now, not ever son. Those are two twins you'll never get to see. Maybe someone else's someday after you're married.... lol
Then, my 5 year old daughter told my mother she never wanted to go to Disneyworld or Disneyland EVER. My mom asked her why and she said, "Well, is it really a place where your dreams come true? Because if it is, I don't to go there because I've been having some really bad dreams lately." LOL Oh, that's why mommy WANTS to go there, honey...don't you know? Mommy's been having some REALLY GOOD dreams lately..... ;-)
My 3 year old is pretty cute too. The other day my 8 year old put a movie on for him in the 5 year old's bedroom and I could hear him in there talking about "peed her pants" and I was wondering just what the heck kind of movie he was watching. Upon investigation I find he's watching "Peter Pan". LOL He was calling it "Peter Pants" and all I heard was 'peed her pants'. LOL
Now let's hear some more funny "Things your kids say stories"
My 8 year old son is always listening in on conversations around our house. The other night I was telling my husband about my friend who was going out to Salt Lake to have a boob job done yesterday. I said to him, "Yep...T's going out to Salt Lake tomorrow to deliver the new twins. He's pretty excited. I guess they're going to be pretty good size."
So, fast forward to yesterday afternoon. My 8 year old comes in and asks to go over to his friend's house (boob job's son). He said, "Mom, can I go over to W's house today? I want to see his new baby twins."
ROFL Not now, not ever son. Those are two twins you'll never get to see. Maybe someone else's someday after you're married.... lol
Then, my 5 year old daughter told my mother she never wanted to go to Disneyworld or Disneyland EVER. My mom asked her why and she said, "Well, is it really a place where your dreams come true? Because if it is, I don't to go there because I've been having some really bad dreams lately." LOL Oh, that's why mommy WANTS to go there, honey...don't you know? Mommy's been having some REALLY GOOD dreams lately..... ;-)
My 3 year old is pretty cute too. The other day my 8 year old put a movie on for him in the 5 year old's bedroom and I could hear him in there talking about "peed her pants" and I was wondering just what the heck kind of movie he was watching. Upon investigation I find he's watching "Peter Pan". LOL He was calling it "Peter Pants" and all I heard was 'peed her pants'. LOL
Now let's hear some more funny "Things your kids say stories"