So I flood irrigate. I am out irrigating minding my own business. My granddaughter she is eight. She comes up and tries splashing me by kicking water on me. So I threw her in the ditch. She finally get your legs under her comes up gasping for air!! Hollers at me I'm telling Mom on you. She leaves comes back a few minutes later. Trys to splash me again.. So I threw her in the ditch again. This time she had her dog with her he tried to get me so I threw him in the ditch also. Does this make Grandpa mean?