Ok... I need another dream interpreted...

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ELKabong

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This moose turns up hanging around. He takes to me like he's a big labrador...
Follows me everywhere.
This guy has giant palms... about 60" spread or so. ALSO has what looked like a caribou rack in the center of the moose rack. (what's up with THAT???)
Well... he hasta stay in the garage... till my uncle (??) cut off his rack without me knowing!
Now he can live in the house... moose dish 'an all. He curles up at my feet when I sit. follows me from room to room.
One night he's agitated... I let him out to pee, 'an he runs off! Won't come when I call him! Oh crapp! there's another moose out there, 'an mine takes off with it!
They head up the mountain!
Now, I'm blasting up narrow mountain roads in several feet of snow in a truck my brother owned years ago, looking for my moose... in a blizzard.
 
You secretly what to have a three way with Bullwinkle and a flying squirel???
Your worried your wife is going to leave you for a guy named Moosie????????
Just a guess.......
 
You hate your father and want to have sexual intercourse with your mother. Either that or you had some bad sushi...
 
You need help......now if you were dreaming about mule deer, that would be perfectly normal.

from the "Heartland of Wyoming"
 
Yeah, you are having homosexual dreams about a moose named Moosie and want a second moose named eelgrass (who has just stolen you lover Moosie)to come back and have a big orgy with you and a BOBCAT.

I just have dreams about being a banana chasing a donut into a big chocolate tunnel. What does that mean?
Eric

Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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'Kabong,

I offered to take the Moose. You had to deliver.
What's up??? I come back, and there's all this Homosexual
talk. What's that all about?? I'm getting bad vib's 'Kabong,
worst than I did with the little bird noises, so you need to
talk to me, and let me know where you're ACTUALLY coming
from my freind, or we can't do Bidness.
your still freind
lrv
 
HEY polarbear!!!

YOU SICKO!!!

I'D SAY THAT WOULD BE A ELK-A-BUNG!!!

HOWS THE BACK BUD???

THE ONLY bobcat!!!
 
I thought it was a homosexual thing too until I reread the part about the moose with the 60" spread. It has to be an Altamont Girl! You see the caribou rack because you wish she was someone else.

Plus you're having guilt feelings about sleeping with your brothers moose. That's why you're driving his old truck.

Shame on you Elkabong! You have some serious issues to deal with, Bud!

Eel
 
Umm....You're in dire need of a beej, and you don't care where it comes from?
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-22-07 AT 08:04AM (MST)[p]ELKadongless

I would say that the Moose getting his antlers cut off is a mind product of when you had your surgery to have your peep cut off and have it replaced with an axe wound.The moose letting you go, is you coming out of the closet.The moose chasing the other one up the hill and you out looking for it is your desire to hunt down and have a munch session with Rosie O'Donnel
(may be miss spelled but you know who I mean)......RIMROCK
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-22-07 AT 12:02PM (MST)[p]Ok - since I have done a little studying of Freud and Lacan, here's what they would have to say...

The moose is a symbolic representation of the patriarchal system in which you endeavor to dominate within your own family unit. The antlers are in fact a phallic symbol, which doesn't necesarily always represent a penis, but rather represents the desire of the offspring for the maternal figure (not always incest either), a desire which because of the law of the father, (or the prohibition of incest) prevents the offspring from obtaining the phallis. So, the phallis is something, some desire the offspring attains too but can never fully reach due to the law of the father. The moose in your dream has two sets of antlers, or phallic symbols, which means that your desire is overcompensating for your own personal lack of phallis. Your desire for the phallis as a child must have been pretty strong and the law of the father must have also been pretty strong as well, preventing you from having any chance at obtaining the phallis so now, in your own patriarchal system, represented by the moose, you overcompensate for this by making the phallis so large and un-obtainable to your own offspring through the enforcement of the law of the father that you are actually insecure about it still. When the moose is curling up at your feet and staying in your garage etc, then you are comfortable with the patriarchal system and its status quo. You have some semblance of control over your insecurity and have deluded yourself into thinking you control the phallis. However where it gets interesting is when your uncle (a patriarchal figure) comes in the picture. He cuts the antlers off the moose and takes away your embodiement of the phalls. He imposes the law of the father on you and your patriarchal system - cleary a classic example of castration (again remember that the phallis isn't always a penis) - or removal from the patriarchal order. For a time, the moose lives in your house and you are stable with the insitution of your uncle as the patriarchal figure, however the moose runs away and you go after it - clearly follwing your castrated embodiement of the phallis and the patriarchal order that you had once established to compensate for the insecurities in your life. Now, it is also interesting that you go in your brother's truck. He also represents a sense of inadequacy in your life. You use his truck, because to you it compensates for your own inadequacy but you see him as sucessfully obtaining the phallis, or coming closer to doing so. The blizzard in the dream represents your fear of finding the phallis, or the struggle to do so, to put yourself back at the top of the patriarchal order. To you it is a cold and bleak prospect, that though you may endeavor to take, does not give you much hope of completing the journey.

So a couple of questions from Dr.'s Freud and Lacan:

First - Has your uncle recently moved in to your home or become involved significantly in your family life?

If so, then you are worried that he is going to replace you as the patriarchal symbol within your patriarchal order. You are worried that he will remove your embodiement of the phallis and replace you within the patriarchal order.

Second - Has your wife been talking to your uncle without your knowledge? Or has he been talking with your mom?

If so, then you see your uncle's actions as a threat to your patriarchal order and your brother as a vehicle to your obtaining the phallis. You don't feel that you can do it yourself, but vicariously through him it is a possibility, though remote and ultimately unfulfilling.

Third - Why are you so afraid of your uncle?

If so, maybe you need to reconcile your fear in order to re-establish yourself as the head of the patriarchal order so he cannot further castrate you, or prevent you from obtaining your embodiement of the phallis, within your patriarchal system.


Fourth - Before you had this dream, were you watching the Outdoor Channel, eating ice cream directly from the carton and occasionally scratching yourself in the dark when you thought no one else was looking and when you awoke from the dream did you have an erection?

If so - don't worry. You are normal You just want to go to Alaska to hunt moose and would love the opportunity to hunt a Caribou at the same time but will settle for moose if that's all you can do. Also, you might want to let your dog in from the garage before he runs away and you have to go chasing him in your brother's truck in a blizzard. Oh yeah, and lay off the viagra a little bit!

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
Roy,

I dig having your over-educated ass around here.
You provide clarity. And that's needed around here
a WHOLE lot of times. I get a major freaking kick out of
you. Please keep it up, wherever you end up learning our
young'folk.

I'll never have any, but for what it's worth, I'd want them
to study under you sir. I bow in your general direction.

fyi
lrv
 
I agree. Either that or Roy recently had a very tramatic near death experience and spends most of his time over analyzing everything.:) I have to admit, Roy had me thinking there......:)

Eel
 
>from the garage before he
>runs away and you have
>to go chasing him in
>your brother's truck in a
>blizzard. Oh yeah, and lay
>off the viagra a little
>bit!
>
>UTROY
>Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)



Ya hurt yer what???
 
>Roy,
>
>I dig having your over-educated ass
>around here.
>You provide clarity. And that's needed
>around here
>a WHOLE lot of times. I
>get a major freaking kick
>out of
>you. Please keep it up, wherever
>you end up learning our
>
>young'folk.
>
>I'll never have any, but for
>what it's worth, I'd want
>them
>to study under you sir. I
>bow in your general direction.
>
>
>fyi
>lrv


Wool... I agree 'bout Roy... butt if yer gonna start bowing... puleese go get some anti-fluff pills first!
 
Eh...Roy's full of crap. He's just really creative. LOL

Never thought writing those papers on Freud and LaCan would come in handy again, did you, Roy? Remind me not to ever tell you about my crazy dreams.

Yer ever lovin' sister,
Jenn
 
Crazier than a moose as a house pet?
Or... the re-occuring one where I'm beeing persued by a "Godzilla" like creature?? (uhg.... wake up in a cold sweat...)
Or the re-occuring one where there's a snarling "thing" at the bottom of a dark stairwell, I'm at the top 'an can't move?
Or the re-occuring one where I'm in a public place 'an realize I've had a wardrobe malfunction??
Or....
 

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