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cameraguy
Guest
One evening last week, Melissa and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion started to heat up, and she eventually said, "I
don't
feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she said the words that every guy on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for
me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for
who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them
all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets
get
a
pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought
I
was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear,
let's
go
to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,
"Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
Well, the passion started to heat up, and she eventually said, "I
don't
feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she said the words that every guy on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for
me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for
who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them
all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets
get
a
pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought
I
was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear,
let's
go
to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,
"Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
