1FastGambler
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A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck
is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to
catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out
a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the e redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop, searches
all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the
Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows,
all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up
the redneck and hands him $500. The redneck pockets the $500 goes right
back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the redneck up
and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
four?'
The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.
Cheers.
The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck
is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to
catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out
a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the e redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop, searches
all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the
Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows,
all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up
the redneck and hands him $500. The redneck pockets the $500 goes right
back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the redneck up
and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
four?'
The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.
Cheers.
