Redneck pick up lines

[muleloper]

> These are good!
>
> >> 1) Did you fart?
> >> cuz you blew me away.
> >>
> >> 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> >> cuz ya sure are special.
> >>
> >> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
> >> I can't hold it in.
> >>
> >> 4) Do you have a library card?
> >> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> >>
> >> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> >> cuz I can see myself in em.
> >>
> >> 6) If you 'n' I were Squirrels,
> >> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
> >>
> >> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> >> but beauty's only a light switch away.
> >>
> >> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> >> Woman - "WHAT?"
> >> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
> >>
> >> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer
> >> bed-rock.
> >>
> >> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
> >> inta this cheap motel room.
> >>
> >> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> >>
> >> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,we kin sleep til afternoon.
> >>
> >> and.... the best for last!
> >>
> >> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
> >> tighten up.
>

 

[MrClyde]

That cracked me up!! I think I'll mess with my wife tonight!! Some good ones for sure!

Clyde

 

[RELH]

Mrclyde which six of us do you want for your pallbearers after you "mess with the wife"?

RELH

 

[tylercreek2]

omg thats funny!!!!!!!!

 

[MrClyde]

RELH, she laughed and said keep it up funny guy cause your grave is already dug!!

Clyde

 

[droptine]

Here's a few I remember after reading this.

Your hair is like silk.....corn silk

Your hair is like wool....steel wool

Your teeth are like stars....they come out at night

Your lips are like petals....bicycle pedals

Your ears are like flowers.....cauliflowers

Your nose is roman....roaming all over your face

Droptine