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muleloper
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> These are good!
>
> >> 1) Did you fart?
> >> cuz you blew me away.
> >>
> >> 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> >> cuz ya sure are special.
> >>
> >> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
> >> I can't hold it in.
> >>
> >> 4) Do you have a library card?
> >> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> >>
> >> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> >> cuz I can see myself in em.
> >>
> >> 6) If you 'n' I were Squirrels,
> >> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
> >>
> >> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> >> but beauty's only a light switch away.
> >>
> >> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> >> Woman - "WHAT?"
> >> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
> >>
> >> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer
> >> bed-rock.
> >>
> >> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
> >> inta this cheap motel room.
> >>
> >> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> >>
> >> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,we kin sleep til afternoon.
> >>
> >> and.... the best for last!
> >>
> >> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
> >> tighten up.
>
>
> >> 1) Did you fart?
> >> cuz you blew me away.
> >>
> >> 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> >> cuz ya sure are special.
> >>
> >> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
> >> I can't hold it in.
> >>
> >> 4) Do you have a library card?
> >> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> >>
> >> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> >> cuz I can see myself in em.
> >>
> >> 6) If you 'n' I were Squirrels,
> >> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
> >>
> >> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> >> but beauty's only a light switch away.
> >>
> >> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> >> Woman - "WHAT?"
> >> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
> >>
> >> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer
> >> bed-rock.
> >>
> >> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
> >> inta this cheap motel room.
> >>
> >> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> >>
> >> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,we kin sleep til afternoon.
> >>
> >> and.... the best for last!
> >>
> >> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
> >> tighten up.
>