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17 ways to know you are liberal
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but
support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of
law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran ,
China and North Korea .
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's
climate and more affected by soccer moms driving
SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread
by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow
qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about
nature, but PETA activists do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while
the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.
13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinem are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, or
Abraham Lincoln.
14. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
15. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is
because the right people haven't been in charge.
16. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag queens and transvestites should be
constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.
17. You have to believe that this message is a part
of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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1. You have to be against capital punishment, but
support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of
law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran ,
China and North Korea .
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's
climate and more affected by soccer moms driving
SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread
by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow
qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about
nature, but PETA activists do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while
the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.
13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinem are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, or
Abraham Lincoln.
14. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
15. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is
because the right people haven't been in charge.
16. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag queens and transvestites should be
constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.
17. You have to believe that this message is a part
of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Oops, can't do that either
