I was sitting at my computer taking a reservation. In the background I can hear my wife and boys. By the time I was done with the reservation the house was completely quiet. I walked around the house and no sign of my wife or boys. Upstairs, downstairs, the car was still in the driveway. I even took a walk around the property and nothing. I got thinking, I guess the rapture did happen and I was left behind. A few minutes later Amy walked in. She had walked the boys to a neighbors house to play with their kids. hahaha
The Rapture Came Already!
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Anaconda
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I was out doing yard work with my son.
The fun part, hacking and chopping & pruning was done, and the real work, raking, sweeping and cleaning up the mess was just starting when "poof" the boy just disappeared.
I'm thinking "rapture" ?
But I as soon as I had the mess cleaned up, Poof, the boy appeared again.
It's like magic I tell ya.
The fun part, hacking and chopping & pruning was done, and the real work, raking, sweeping and cleaning up the mess was just starting when "poof" the boy just disappeared.
I'm thinking "rapture" ?
But I as soon as I had the mess cleaned up, Poof, the boy appeared again.
It's like magic I tell ya.
AWHOLELOTTABULL
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I woke up this morning to the lawn mower going past my window. I looked out and saw my 15 year old daughter mowing the lawn. I jsut knew the world was coming to an end then. By the time I got dressed my 18 year old daughter was mowing the back lawn and the 15 year old was weed eating the front. I immediately got on my knees and started to repent!!!! Scared the hell out of me.
It's always an adventure!!!
It's always an adventure!!!
>A friend of mine said that
>maybe we should put a
>couple pairs of shoes, pants,
>and a shirt out on
>the sidewalk to really freak
>people out! The problem
>is, they would prolly get
>stole cause only the sinners
>are left.
LMAO....
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>maybe we should put a
>couple pairs of shoes, pants,
>and a shirt out on
>the sidewalk to really freak
>people out! The problem
>is, they would prolly get
>stole cause only the sinners
>are left.
LMAO....
Disclaimer:
The poster does not take any responsibility for any hurt or bad feelings. Reading threads poses inherent risks. The poster would like to remind readers to make sure they have a functional sense of humor before they visit any discussion board.
