The Tree Hugger
> > > A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a
> > > vociferous
anti
> > > hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a
> > > large
> tree
> > > on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a
> > > good
view
> > > of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
> > >
> > > As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
her.
> > > In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground
> > > and
> got
> > > many splinters in her private parts.
> > >
> > > In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor.
> > > Being
a
> > > hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great
> > > patience
and
> > > then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he
could
> > > help her.
> > >
> > > She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
> > > The
> lady
> > > demanded, "What took you so long?"
> > > He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
> > > Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the
> > > Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old growth timber
> > > from a recreational area. I'm sorry, they all turned me down."
> > > A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a
> > > vociferous
anti
> > > hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a
> > > large
> tree
> > > on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a
> > > good
view
> > > of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
> > >
> > > As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
her.
> > > In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground
> > > and
> got
> > > many splinters in her private parts.
> > >
> > > In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor.
> > > Being
a
> > > hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great
> > > patience
and
> > > then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he
could
> > > help her.
> > >
> > > She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
> > > The
> lady
> > > demanded, "What took you so long?"
> > > He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
> > > Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the
> > > Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old growth timber
> > > from a recreational area. I'm sorry, they all turned me down."
