Things a grown man shouldn't have

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Feleno

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Lots of things come to mind that I'm sure many here are guilty of.
Post em up boys

Half shirt
Cartoon character underwear
Key chain with a bottle opener
Hickey
Slippers with ears
Chihuahua
Pony tail
VW Beetle
Finger nail polish
Race car bed
Tramp stamp
 
I have 2 Chihuahuas' in my house.....I do what I want to, whenever I want to....my wife LIKES Chihuahaus!

I kinda am attached to them, but don't spread that around.

I don't have ANY of that other stuff however.

Some other no-nos;

Your Mother in the #1 speed dial position on your cell phone.
Soap on a rope.
A denim cowboy hat.
Cuttoff levis with fringe.
 
I will think of others but no one should have one of those stupid looking rolled up straw cowboy hats that toby keith made popular. I call em taco hats.

Or a dolphin tattooed on their calf.

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curling iron
a lowered honda civic w/ pipes
skinny jeans
celine dion cd
calf, chest, butt implants
any makeup is out of the question
an obsession w/ drinking orange mocha frapachinos
 
Good ones boys! :)

Graduation tassle hanging from your car mirror
Wall of empty beer cans. Who didn't???
JC Penny credit card
Class ring
 
GUILTY, I've got some Homer Simpson slippers with ears. That's it so far for me.

Diamond Earrings
Fuzzy steering wheel cover
Hair appointments
Man's handbag (purse)

Nocked N Loaded
 
Other things a man should not have...

plucked eyebrows
a perm
a manicure/pedicure




Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
White pants
Man makeup
Any dog in his lap while driving
A purse of any kind whether it is his wifes or his own
Tattoos on his neck or face
A fake tan
A sweater tied around his neck
A wife that he is afraid of

I'll have to agree with the douchebag Toby Keith hats! Around here all the big lezbos wear them to look tough.
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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>A manscape

HA HA HA! Hilarious - check this out at 0:49 - you will get a kick!


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
A black, leather fanny pack.

This post has been hilarious! White pants? A perm?

Steve
T&A Inspector
 
>Why don't you take it all
>the way Tony, and add
>anul warts.


A real man would never know if he had anal warts. ;)
 
Wear any jewelry besides a wedding band (plain of course).

+1 on a perm, or blow dryer.

latex gloves when he butchers an animal

Bills that he does not pay.

any use of hair coloring

Comb overs

any vest except a fishing, hunting or carhartt work vest.

Any shaved body hair
 
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Guilt feelings about stuff that happened that you really didn't mean to do but was really fun at the time.

A rubber in his wallet.

A jacked up Dodge deisel.

Michael Jackson CD's

A picture of his sister in law.

Tickets to the Oprah show.

Court ordered stalking restraints.

Slick
 
Spandex
A mesh shirt
Potpourri
Feminie hygene products in his vehicle
A woman who makes him sit down to pee!!!!
Clove cigarettes
Gay midget porn
Any pet that licks him on the face or in the mouth!!
A gerbil
A Segway
Fruit flavored booze (except Grand Marnier or Schnapps)
An apron
A festive sewater
Any CD by Elton John, Barry Manilow, Michael Bolton, or any of those fruits from American Idol!

Cats are okay if they are for catching mice in your barn.


Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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OK, OK.........you have gone too far.

Funny is funny, but to intentionally take aim at a specific industry is unpardonable!

I'm sorry for pointing it out and I am WAY guilty of an occasional barb on here, when I should have kept quiet, but this is too much.

There are a lot of guys who frequent this site.....if only half of them turn away from "gay midget porn", just exactly how are people like HomerJ, Timberdoodle, piper, Hdude, et al of their ilk, going to make a living?

I doubt you can survive in that industry on reruns!

I personaly have never seen any "gay midget porn", but I expect there is very little (?) opportunity for lateral career transfer from that venue.

It ain't right, I tell ya!
 
posters of Hannah Montana or Justin Beiber on their shop walls.

shaved legs.

Mike's hard lemonade.

pierced nipples

a "Prince Albert" ( pierced pecker)
 
Wondering if there is a difference between "gay midget porn" and "gay dwarf porn"???

How does one differentiate one from the other? Head size?

I strongly agree it ain't right but I got questions...
 
"Cats are okay if they are for catching mice in your barn."

Or training hounds...lol

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>"Wooden arrows.."
>
>WTF????......Terry

Yeah - I wondered that too - obviously he doesn't shoot a recurve or a long bow.

I guess they would be acceptabe if you hand carved then from the core of an ash tree you chopped down with a tomahawk or machete.

Explain it Rug...

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
Rug can't talk rite now. He's got his foot in his mouth. LOL!

Get out of this one. Jason!



Steve
T&A Inspector
 
Roy...... I've made em from rose shoots, river cane, and cedar too.... A friend sent me the rose shoots but I did the cedar and rivercane from harvest to finish..... Terry
 
Hmmmm Better to let them think your a fool than open your mouth and relieve all doubt... My bad!!! LOL

Glad I could provide some sort of entertainment here, lol
 
Moosie also has a mangina.
Eric
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Well? I am afraid to say I will soon becoming a hermit now since I have some of these items... I hide my face in manly shame. But I will never hide the fact that I like midget porn I'm telln' ya them wee women can rock your world!
 
no job. by choice.
A fohawk.
A minivan.
Any fannypack.
Anything TASCO.
A Poodle.
Girl jeans like all those annoying ass emo kids wear.

This thread is hilarious
 
Hey now, there is nothing wrong with good old heterosxual midget porn, it's the gay stuff the aint right! There is nothing better than a good straight midget, amputee snuff porn!

Other thing that grown men should never have:
Thumb or pinky rings
A blue tooth attatched to his head other than while talking in a moving vehicle. walk around the mall talking on one and you are a fag!
The butt-out tool
Cough Silencer
An Obama bumper sticker
Astro Glide or KY (that's what bacon grease and Crisco are for!!!!!)
A dream catcher hanging from his rear view mirror
A tea cozy

Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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A Feather Duster
A cough silencer
More than one kid for every $15K he actually takes home
A least one new girl before dumping the old one
A Job that you just can't stand
A pedicure
Installment plan to pay back borrowed money from Parents
A Teddybear
A complete collection of Neil Sedaka tapes
Too few guns!
A high balance on credit owed
An opinion about anything that he didn't form himself :)

Joey
 
Inflatable sex doll/girfriend
A teenager shackled in your basement
A signature picture of spongebob
Subscription to Good Housekeeping magazine
A beadazzler
Anything that has been beadazzled
A favorite Food network show
An opinion on fabric softener
A bookmark on your computer for a "mommy blog" unless it is your daughter or grand daughter who is blogging


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I might be a little old fashioned but:

Hiking shorts. gives me the creeps.

Baby Wipes (if you can't get it with toilet paper, wear it like a man. They're called Baby Wipes for a reason)

Store bought arrows. (how's that AZ?)

Any kind of Fruit Smoothie........ (j/k Joey!:))

Eel
 
My current facebook wall post (since moving to Italy)...

"I gave up my hunting cabin in NM to move to a country where I can't own a gun, they don't eat jerky and men wear capris --- what was I thinking? I would turn in my man card, but can't find a man here to hand it to!!!"

DC
 
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Poo in there beard

Bed Bath and Beyond membership

A wore out copy of Brokeback Mountain(unedited version)
 
>Abe Vigoda as your signature photo!
>
>
>Slick

Jealousy of superiors! :)

Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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LAST EDITED ON Oct-03-10 AT 08:57AM (MST)[p]An ugly nagging wife that complains about your hunting that won't allow mounts in "her" house.
 
A crazy GF who burned the only picture of the only mule deer you
ever shot!!! This happened to by brother in law!!! She is now history!!!




"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
Polarbear- I use a butt-out tool and it saves me some time while field dressing. I keep it in my fanny pack....

Steve
T&A Inspector
 
LAST EDITED ON Oct-03-10 AT 03:47PM (MST)[p]You keep it packed in your fanny?
If you need a butt-out tool you haven't gutted enough animals. 10 seconds tops with a good knife.
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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>Polarbear- I use a butt-out tool
>and it saves me some
>time while field dressing. I
>keep it in my fanny
>pack....
>
>Steve
>T&A Inspector

Next to your curling iron??


Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
is your fanny pack pink camo?



"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
a PINK THONG EVEN IF ITS CAMO!!!!!



"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
Only if it was hers.



"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
a mocha latee(sp), etc.

real men only drink coffee black.....cream and sugar is only acceptable in small amounts.
 
oh crap guess im turnin in my man card!

i lost track of all my violations according to u guys but from memory of what u guys say, here are my violations.

xbox
wii
manscape
tanning bed tan
shaved arms chest etc
cartoon boxers
i carry camoflauged thong bikini with me hunting (in hope wife will pose with dead stuff)
my favorite pets are persian cats
i get my hair colored on occasion and relaxed ever so often.
my daughter puts finger nail and toe nail polish on me daily of which ive accidentally left it on during a workout before
ive sold off far too many guns
my wife walks all over me
i played with marbles i found at a friends house (stole them cuz they were really cool) only to find out they were to tighten female organs
i wear designer jeans
i do have fuzzy slippers


uhhhhhhh who wants to come pickup my man card? lol

u will find it in my wifes purse



ego participate in Monasteriense muleys proinde ego sum bardus (I participate on monstermuleys therefore I am stupid)
 
stinkystomper Now that's funny right there!!!!!!



"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
Hayden3006 you forgot to mention your velcro gloves. Hayden3006 always leaves the tent at night with his velcro gloves looking for sheep. Jp7mag is behind him with a bottle of vasoline for when he gets stuck to one of those wool suckers.
 
Hayden3006 you forgot to mention your velcro gloves. Hayden3006 always leaves the tent at night with his velcro gloves looking for sheep. Jp7mag is behind him with a bottle of vasoline for when he gets stuck to one of those wool suckers.
 
....a flat billed cap with the sticker still on it.
.... Jeans that drag the crotch on the ground.
.... Jeans that cut the circulation off to your jewels.
.... WII fit (for themselves, wives or children is okay)
.... DC or any other skater shoes.
and I think the #1 i heard from somewhere way up there was
A BOYFRIEND.. us "Men" just cannot tolerate it.

"Like a midget at the urinal, always be on your toes!"
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