I figured I'd try to lighten things up a little...but seriously, the rules are simple.
1-Obey the law
2-Use Common Sense
3-Stop Immediately
4-Turn that **** off!
5-Be Polite
6-Shut the **** up!
7-Get a white friend
8-Never ride with a mad women
Im sure rules 1, 2, 5, and 6 would helped in this situation!!!