canyonwell
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- 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse
is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put
them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to
go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in
an official tone, 'Code
3' in house wares, and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a
bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department
and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from
the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,
begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera, use
it as a mirror and pick
your >>>> nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting
department, ask the clerk if he >
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the theme
from >>>> 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your
"Madonna look" using
different >>>> size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people
browse through, say "PICK
ME! >>>> PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud
speaker, assume the fetal >
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and
wait a while and then
yell
loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".
Happy Hunting, Steve aka Canyonwell
- 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse
is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put
them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to
go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in
an official tone, 'Code
3' in house wares, and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a
bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department
and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from
the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,
begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera, use
it as a mirror and pick
your >>>> nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting
department, ask the clerk if he >
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the theme
from >>>> 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your
"Madonna look" using
different >>>> size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people
browse through, say "PICK
ME! >>>> PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud
speaker, assume the fetal >
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and
wait a while and then
yell
loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".
Happy Hunting, Steve aka Canyonwell
